Unusual Conversations Between Meta-Persons

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Unusual Conversations Between Meta-Persons

Post by Booted Vulture » Thu May 06, 2010 12:07 am

Not quite serious or long enough for its own literature thread but just something silly I thought up. Conversations between metahumans, without context.

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“Umm… Hello?”

“Hi, there can I help you?”

“That was going to be my line actually, do you know what you’re doing?”

“Well at the moment, I’m falling but I imagine I’ll be hitting the ground soon.”

“Look, I’m what you might call a superhero.”

“I can see that. It’s that bright cloak. Dead give away you know.”

“I do. Anyway, I generally rescue people who fall of rooftops.”

“How interesting. So why aren’t you?”

“They don’t generally look as nonchalant about it, as you.”

“Nonchalant, eh? What gives you that idea?”

“It’s the way you have your arms crossed behind your head.”

“Sounds pretty nonchalant to me.”

“So you don’t need rescuing?”

“Certainly seems that way doesn’t it?”

THUMP!

“… Smug invincible bastard.”
Ah Brother! It's been too long!

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Re: Unusual Conversations Between Meta-Persons

Post by Shroom Man 777 » Thu May 06, 2010 2:06 pm

A flying superhero comes across Sir Uther trying to land on the ground with his face, or something? :P
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