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IN GODDAMN UNREAL TIME

Palace of the Soviets
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Premier Shroomanski wrote: "Comrade Tito," Premier Shroomanski replied, deciding that he liked the Yugoslavian Premier after all. "I see you are certainly not one to beat around the bush."

"Nyet, Comrade Shroomanski. I like to cut to the chase and be forthright," the President for Life replied and smiled slyly at his common communist counterpart. "I find it more convenient for all parties and communist parties involved that way."

"I agree with that sentiment. Very well then, on to business." Premier Shroomanski nodded. "The Soviet Union certainly recognizes Yugoslavia's advances in rocketry technology. While we have had a head start, your nation has made great progress in its own space program as well and certainly, collaboration on future projects is not out of the picture and is very possible. With our nations' proximity, relatively cordial relations and ideological compatibility it will not be difficult to convince my fellow countrymen to a partnership with Yugoslavia. Da, comrade.
"I am glad to hear that Comrade Shroomanski, it will be a great pleasure to work with you on the development of further space based technologies and hopefully together we can reach out into space, the final frontier, and expand our scientific understanding of it. I have a feeling that together Comrade, we will do great things."

Tito smiled. A Yugoslavian smile.
Shroomanski wrote:"Of course, it is an honor to host both you and Prime Minister Ire. The fact that three world leaders can gather here in Moscow to discuss a great variety of things, none of which involve any conflict whatsoever but involve great goals such as friendship, science and trade shows that the world is entering a new era of peace," Premier Shroomanski raised a shot glass of vodka in an impromptu toast. "Da, comrades!"

"Da, comrades!" Tito and Ire both declared in unison, and the three men downed their vodkas.

A KGB man walked to Shroomanski and whispered something to his ear. Micheal Ire, who was accustomed to having his Federals do the same to him when bad news was afoot, noticed this and felt...

"Gentlemen!" Shroomanski bellowed boisterously. "While the hectic schedule of our tri-party meeting has precluded any big ceremony to greet you upon landing, I have been informed that much festivities and fanfare has been arranged to entertain us when we have finished here!"
"You have proven yourself to be a most gracious host and I must say, that I have enjoyed this visit greatly." Josip Broz Tito said. "And I look forward to the festivities at hand. I am glad that we could come to an understanding here today, in more than one way."
Comrade Shroomanski wrote:"Da, comrade. Trade, peace and prosperity. For one, the Soviet Union is planning to make the Trans-Siberian Railway more available to the rest of Europe and we can begin by connecting to Yugoslavia as a first step. With the Trans-Siberian Railway, you can access the Far East, Mongolia, China and the Sea of Japan. And, of course, the Soviet Union is a prime exporter of things coal, natural gas and oil and we can always reach a deal in regards to this."
"This is an excellent idea Comrade. The SFRY would be more than happy to collaborate with you on this project, in whatever way is needed."
Premier Shroomanski wrote:Premier Shroomanski steepled his fingers and leaned back on his chair to relax. Then another KGB man came and whispered something to the Premier's ear, and suddenly his relaxed posture suddenly became very much un-relaxed.

"Comrades," he said to his guests as the KGB man disappeared away from sight. "It seems that in the midst of our deliberations, another war has sprung up."
"Is it bad that such things no longer...surprise me." Tito sighed.
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2001


The Athenian Museum, Superbia, Empire of the Phoenix

Joseph Virgil was rather tired of the guide's ramblings. For one, the guide was always talking about the manifest destiny of the Phoenix King to reign 'from coast to shining coast'. Even if that goal had been achieved in the '80s (such a boring time for music, too), it didn't warrant talking about it.

They passed the equestrian statues of Lord Commander Daimones II Eliphas, of General Lee who fought to keep the Empire together in the War of Southern Rebellion back in the 1860s, and Daimones I Eliphas.

He wanted to see the Illinois, a kilometre tall and from where you could see all the Great Lakes.

Yeah, he wanted to see that.

Soon, he and the rest of the school trip passed the sign of the 'peace' section, as the guide read a pamphlet that had been issued in the '60s, in the Phoenix Empire's darkest times. It read:
TEXANS ARE SLAVERS!

As you know, many woman are leaving the most noble Phoenix Empire, to marry Texans as 'mail-order-brides'.

This is slavery. The Texans sell the wives, distribute them among their friends, selling and buying them like PETS!

THIS MUST STOP!

As you know, the Texans declared independence in the War of Southern Rebellion, as a 'Slave State', and were the only Former State not to peacefully rejoin the Union. They, instead, traded themselves to perfidious CHINA! A China ruled by the mad line of the Emperor Bo Jin Cheng!

They have no honour or sense of morality, they are but SCUM!

This must, and will, STOP!
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REQUIRED READING: ROYAL REVIEWS OF BYZANTINE BOOKS

Perpetual War is a Racket is a book written by retired New Byzantine Brigadier General Shroomdley Shroomlington Butter, a decorated and celebrated military officer of both New Byzantium's and Old Athenia's armed forces, in which Butter frankly discusses from his career in the Athenian Wars how business interests have commercially benefited from warfare.

In the book, Butter points out examples from the many Athenian Wars on how Athenian industrialists and nobles (often the same thing) whose operations were funded by the Athenian government were able to profit essentially by getting thousands upon thousands of people killed in decades of near-constant warfare.

The work is recially segregated into the following chapters:

1. Perpetual War - The first chapter details how the near-constant state of conflict Athenia had immersed itself in, beginning from its wars against China and Texas until its invasion of Shroomalia, had created a sort of 'war economy' that only profited the members of the Athenian noble houses and military heirarchy and that they promoted this state of near-constant conflict to maintain their positions of economic and political superiority.

2. It's a Racket - Butter defines a racket as a lie told to the majority of the people, a lie known only to a 'certain clique', that is perpetuated at the expense of many and the profit of only a few - in this case, the Old Athenian noble houses and military heirarchy. Butter points out that Athenia's racket needed "finger men" in the form of politicians like Slade, Coleman and Ascendian to lead the nation into war, expendable "muscle men" in the form of the Athenian soldiers and conscripts to die in the wars, "brain boys" to prepare for the war by creating new forms of profitably killing people (such as Athenia's stockpile of atrocity-weapons), and a "boss" in the form of rabid Athenian nationalism.

3. Who Gets the Dough? - The third chapter explains the nature of Athenian governance, in which most presidents come from the nobility or the military because of the way the system works, which may explain some questionable decisions they took. With many Athenian commanders simultaneously being Lords, or holding other royal titles, both royalty and military are extremely intertwined while the royal noble houses also control significant portions of Athenian businesses.

4. Who Loses? - The losers of the Perpetual War Racket are basically everyone who isn't a member of the Athenian noble houses or the high-ranking military officer corps. This includes the millions of men, women and children who have died, be they Athenian or citizens of other nations involved in the conflicts, as well as those who have lost loved ones, families, homes and other valuables in the years of fighting and in the many wars waged by Athenia.

5. How to Stop This Madness! - Butter argues that Athenia, and other nations as well, should break the racket and maintain their military force only to defend their borders and nothing else, to cease military adventurism and wars of aggression. Butter also postulates that eventually, the Perpetual Wars of Athenia would become unsustainable and that the common man would soon harbor anti-war sentiments and protest against the constant warmongering of the Athenian government. He likens this to the workers' revolutions and strikes that occured during the turn of the century where people went on strike against the unfair working conditions imposed against them.

6. Screw War! - When the vicious cycle of perpetual war is broken and the war economy is busted, Athenia may have no choice but to listen to the people and stop the racket, for the moment at least. If the people catch on to the racket, the racketeers may end up having to explain themselves to the masses of people they've conned, or they may just hightail it and get the hell out of dodge. In this ideal outcome, the situation may turn around and do a 180 and the result would be a nation that no longer participates in noble-military-industrial racketeering, a nation whose military exists only to defend the homes of the people rather than a military that exists to send people away from their homes to die in some far away warzone in the name of bad business.

The book ends with a speech Butter gave in Pretoria before the Athenian Civil War:

"I've spent many years in active military service and most of that time I've spent it as an expendable muscle man for the Noble Houses, for Superbia Street and the war whores. I was a racketeer, just another thug for Athenia's game, beating smaller nations for their lunch money. I helped make Japan safe for Athenian Asian interests in 1945, helped put in Slade's "puppetshow" in Tokyo. I helped make Carson City in Texas a decent place for Athenian Automobiles AIG, by turning it into the biggest parking lot in the Lone Star State's history. I helped in the raping of half a dozen African provinces for the benefit of Superbia Street. After we used Wei-X, I purified Shroomalia of mutants and Shroomalians for the Van De Shroom Company so we could get the gold, oil and diamonds - our new G.O.D. I bought light to Rio for Athenian interests back in the 50s, but the Spaniards tried to muzzle in on our business and we all know how that turned out. Looking back on it, I might've given Shroom Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents and I can't help but grin at that."

Butter wrote his book before the Athenian Civil War and the emergence of the three successor states, and before the current conflict between Phoenix and New Athenia. However, despite the disintegration of Athenia, Butter's book Perpetual War is a Racket remains as relevant in the post-Athenian environment as ever.


[OOC: This is required reading for all of ya guys here. :P]
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A Brief Summary of French/Concord Events

Le Figaro

Federal Empire Initiative Passed by Sénat

Paris- After weeks of deliberation, the Sénat passed by a wide margin the Federal Empire Initiative Bill, granting all former colonies of the Empire departmental status and the full rights and privileges that come with said status. Addressing the French public after the vote, His Imperial Majesty Emperor Napoleon V stated that, "today is a great victory for the principles of freedom and equality, the same principles that founded this great Empire. We can now truly say that this Empire is one of liberty, equality, and Fraternity."


Wilhelm III Proclaims the Creation of the German Empire

Berlin - In a massive televised ceremony, the König of Prussia, Wilhelm III, alongside Chancellor Paul Graf von Austerlitz and the Princes of the various German states declared the formation of the German Empire today. Proclaimed as German Emperor, Wilhelm III called this day, "the beginning of a glorious new chapter in the history of the German nations," and hopes that "our steadfast friendship with our French and Spanish brothers will continue".

Both France and Spain have welcomed the creation of the German Empire, but several political analysts have noted the potential conflict of interest between France and Spain, the hegemons of Europe, and the rising power of Germany.

European Concord to Deliberate on Free Trade with USSR

Brussels- The Council of European Nations has begun deliberating today over an economic package between the European Concord and the Soviet Union. Among other provisions, the proposed plan would allow Soviet freighters tariff-free access to Concord waterways, such as the Suez and Panama Canals. In return, the Soviet Union will allow the nations of the Concord free access to its extensive railroad network and access to the Soviet Union's natural gas reserves.

Reactions among the various nations have been mixed. While both France and the German Empire have expressed interest in such a plan, the Spanish Government has remained bitterly divided on the issue of free trade with the Soviet Union.

In contrast to Franco-Soviet relations, which have remained cordial for decades, relations between Madrid and Moscow have continuously shifted from overtly antagonistic to cautiously suspicious.
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"ARRGGHH!!!" Doctor Manchuria snarled. "Damn that slug and his man-child!" Hooker Hole Hill was a very strategic area. It would have been transformed into a mountain of hidden artillery pieces if the soldiers held it longer! But now, STRAK has it!"Curse you, Kim Song Il! I shall make Dick Sum out of you soon!" Doctor Manchuria sat down and took the phone. Dialing three numbers, he jabbed the hearing piece into his ear.

"Yes, Doctor Manchuria?" A humble voice said on the other line.

"Give me General Zangyu!" Doctor Manchuria barked.

"Yes sir." After a while, a newer, more deeper voice came.

"Yes, Doctor Manchuria?" General Zangyu said in a obeying voice. Doctor Manchuria took a deep breath.

"I want you to take our navy and bombard the coast of Korea! I don't care if the Soviets come knocking on our doorposts, we got many Davy Crockett-equipped bombers and jets! Bomb the manhood out the whole damn peninsula with all the Blu-82 bombs! We have what, 300 produced so far? Well drop them all over Korea and make more! Send all reserves to the frontlines, and send our Texan merc help to defend the border near Mongolia, just in case. Oh yes, get me a network to the Cabal." The general gasped at the name.

"The Cabal? Doctor Manchuria, why would we want to meddle with organized criminals?" Doctor Manchuria just chuckled.

"Well, we must use everything we can to stop the impending invasion. Oh yes, you will get a place in our bunker."

"Yes sir." General Zangyu stated as Doctor Manchuria ended the call. Intertwining his fingers and resting his arms on the desk, Doctor Manchuria smiled.

"We shall see who is the victor soon, Kim Song Il. You shall see the wrath of me very soon, and even if the whole world turns against me, I shall always survive!"


The Texas Herald

Bombs BOMBS BOMBS!

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A "Daisy Cutter" hitting a bridge in a small town.

The Sovereign of China has sent all their aircrafts and ships in a brutal attack against the Korean Peninsula. Bombs of all sorts, from timed grenades to Blu-82 Daisy Cutters which have a 900 feet lethal range, showered upon the Korean Peninsula, killing thousands. The STRAK AIr Force, Navy, and Anti-Aircraft units fought against the incoming invasion and fought hard, but cities like Seoul and Pyongang were devastated, and whole towns just annihilated. No comment from Doctor Manchuria, who is said to be unavailable at this time.

Texan mercs have been in high demand now, supplementing the defenses of the borders in case of Soviet or Raj attacks, with mercenary air units backing up Tuanlian forces.

Michael Ire stated that he would like to stay neutral, but condemns Doctor Manchuria for his actions, stating that this is now beyond Texan help aside from PMCs. He has asked Doctor Manchuria to stop further attacks or else international retribution will be sought.
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INTERRUPTED INTERMISSIONS
IN GODDAMN UNREAL TIME

Palace of the Soviets
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"Da, comrades! Da! You are too kind!" Premier Shroomanski said as the communist leaders around him gave him a standing ovation. At this sudden applause, the Soviet leader could not help but blush and become red-faced. "Da, thank you very much! I don't know what to say!"

The COMINTERN, the Third International meeting between communist parties throughout the world, was coming to a close. Now there was only festivities to be had, such as the Red Army Choir's concert and the Red Square parade. But as the serious business of the Moscow meeting of communist leaders winded down, Shroomanski's guests had seen fit to present him a gift in return for his hospitality in hosting them.

He looked at Yugoslavian President for Life Tito and the man just shrugged in bewilderment and joined in on the applause.

"My friends," Premier Shroomanski held the teddy bear in a bear hug and motioned the crowd to silence. The applause died down. "This gift does me much honor. Thank you, all of you. Now before we go along our separate ways until the next COMINTERN, I must present to you all a great spectacle - a demonstration of the success of socialism in the Soviet Union, of how our multinational proletariats are most proud of achieving after so many years of toiling and labor, of the greatness of socialism and communism and the way to the future!"

The curtains fell behind Stanislav Shroomanski and the communist crowd gasped in surprise. There, the Premier was silhouetted for at his back was an enormous movie screen.

As the sound of the Soviet Union's Anthem filled the chamber, the movie projectors began displaying the full resplendence of the Motherland in all its glory. It was a Super Soviet Socialist Spectacle Sight.



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With all that said and done, with the last of the movie reels displaying Soviet greatness finished, the crowds were treated to a final farewell display of Soviet might in a grand sweeping military parade in the Red Square - a reminder of how the communist nations had a big brother in the Motherland to look up to. Outside the Kremlin, civilian onlookers and communist world leaders alike bore witness to a procession of the Soviet Union's latest military hardware.

"Gentlemen, behold!" Premier Shroomanski gestured.

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"Comrade, what on Earth are these?" Tito blurted out. "Those cannons, they're so... big and huge, they look so... long and hard."

"They are our 'Kondensator' super-heavy atomic howitzers," Premier Shroomanski said smugly. "In this nuclear age, we will be shifting the Red Army's doctrine into the Pentomic Division - where the size of our armies will be decreased to reduce the strain on manpower, but compensated with tactical nuclear weapons to maintain its deterrence and combat capability."

"Impressive," the Yugoslavian President for Life nodded. "Most impressive. And those?"

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"FROG-1, rocket artillery that can also be armed with atomic weapons, fulfilling a similar role to the 'Kondensator'." Shroomanski replied.

"Incredible, the sheer amount of mighty weapons... are those more nuclear missiles?"

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"Nyet."

"What are they?"

"ABM-1 Galosh anti-ballistic missile missiles, part of the new defensive system we are constructing around Moscow. These 'ABM' systems will protect the Motherland, shielding us from enemy nukes and making even the most foolhardy foe reconsider waging war with us."

"Da, Comrade." Tito gazed at the missile-cylinder containing the enigmatic weapons - designed to counteract nuclear weapons themselves. He watched it as the parade went on, and the massive guns and rocket-missiles went away. Then, a rumbling sound could be heard.

"Look at the sky!" a long-haired hippie who represented the meager communist party in Texas pointed. "Woah, dude!"

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Overhead, the new Myasishchev M-52 supersonic bombers soared past them. Contrails of white-smoke were left behind, making for a dazzling display in the sky as ZiGs too followed the massive bomber.

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With daring acrobatic aerial moves, ZiGs passed sharply with a roaring sound and the communist leaders turned around to watch them disappear beyond the horizon. At that sight, Fidel Castro blew a puff off his Cuban cigar.

"Bravo," the new leader and Commandante of Rio said, cigar bit in his mouth while he clapped his hands. The other leaders too, from Yugoslavian President for Life Josip Broz Tito to the anonymous hippie from Texas, joined Fidel Castro in applause.

Premier Stanislav Shroomanski bowed.

"I certainly hope you had a great time, comrades. Because like they say, that's all for today folks."


Result:

COMINTERN finishes with massive festivities showcasing the following:

1. The Soviet Union will reduce the size of its Red Army, turning it from a massive ground force into a slightly less massive ground force. In exchange, we give the Red Army a shitload of tactical nuclear weapons. Eat your heart out, Davy Crockett.

2. The Soviets have an ABM system, although at the moment it is only just the beginning with a startup site around Moscow.

3. The Soviet Union has the world's premier ICBM force since, duh, we've got space rockets (first). Also, our strategic bomber fleet is second only to the Raj in sheer killiness.

4. The Soviet Union is awesome. In real-life, it was able to become a global superpower despite World War 2 where the Germans inflicted massive destruction and killed one out of every ten people in Russia. Without WW2 occuring in O1World (and without getting its shit ruined in any major wars, unlike other certain great powers all too eager to waste resources in dumb conflicts), just imagine what the Soviets will be capable of. :twisted:

5. Yes. We finally get to have a Red Square Parade. It's really too bad Micheal Ire couldn't stay and watch it.
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War Room
Department of War, Calcutta


The gigantic maps of the world displayed on the mechanical viewers that dominated three out of the four massive walls were incandescent with red lights, each light signifying an ongoing skirmish, war, battle or conflict. Smaller, bulbous CRT monitors beneath the larger viewers displayed footage from those conflicts, usually taken from up high: collected by the superfast spy planes of the Raj, or its espionage satellites. The Raj had not yet launched a man into space, because the Maharajah felt it futile to do so. Instead, its primary spaceport at Travancore, in the southern tip of the Indian subcontinent, was used primarily to launch experimental satellites.

The artificial moons that currently orbited the earth were cumbersome, taking pictures on fragile films that were then jettisoned in armored cannisters as the satellites gyrated over the Indian Ocean, where they were picked up by the Navy. In the future, the technicians prophesized, they would perhaps be able to wirelessly transmit footage. For now though, film cannisters shot out of orbiting metal contraptions would have to do.

Most of the analysts in the War Room didn't think much about the great lengths to which the Raj had to go to get this footage however. They simply analyzed it, drawing inferences of doctrines based on maneuvers witnessed, analyzing strategic strengths and weaknesses based on the number of aircraft spotted, or the damage done by an air raid.

Right now most of the people in the room were focused on the Korean peninsula, where the Chinese had launched a major offensive against their Korean adversaries. Below the CRT monitors hung black-and-white print-outs of spy photos, indicating Chinese and Korean air stripes, craters left by bombardments, and lists with tallies of estimated planes lost, front strength, numbers of divisions and damage done in millions of rupees,

Of course the Raj didn't much care about the bombings in Korea: as far as the Maharajah and his generals were concerned Doctor Manchuria could do whatever he wanted to that pathetic wannabe Kim Il. No, what the generals were far more interested in was the way the Chinese were waging war. Every square inch of every photograph taken and every second of film dropped would be scrutinized to pry from it the warmaking doctrines and strategies of the Chinese military, to be taken into account by the battle planners and ultimately incorporated into the endless archives of war plans buried beneath the Department of War... All to be able to more effectively combat the Chinese in case a war ever broke out.

In another corner of the War Room meanwhile a smaller clique of analysts were busy with entirely different footage, this time from Moscow, where on the Red Square a massive parade had been held. All the newest Soviet gear had been paraded beneath the all-seeing eyes of the cameras of the Raj, and every missile, every tank and every piece of rocketry would be photographed, filed, analyzed and catalogued.

And finally, on a single row of desks somewhere in the back of the room, four high-level analysts were busy scrutinizing the test flight of the Raj's latest prototype, a fearsome new aircraft that would, in time, perhaps put even the terrible NB-60N to shame...

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The secret meeting commenced in a secure and undisclosed location, and the Premier of the Soviet Union met the Marshalls of his military - and each one of them displayed his rank and status by placing his Marshall's Batons on the oaken table that dominated the room.

Surrounding them was a wraparound map of the world wherein the numerous conflict zones and areas of interests were denoted and highlighted for all to see. The men were seated in the circular conference table and littered on it were secret files and documents, some with contents being shown on the overhead projector screen.

Most relevant of these secret documents were marked photographs of relevant regions in Asia and America, particularly within the nations of China, Manchuria and Korea as well as New Athenia, the Empire of the Phoenix and New Byzantium. The photographs were of locations of interests in these countries, and such interesting locations included battlefields, military positions, defense formations, airfields and naval ports, army bases, as well as weapons stockpiles and nuclear, biological and chemical facilities, as well as bunkers and other points of command, control and communication belonging to all the respective countries. These photographs, crisp and clear as day, were taken from the network of Zenit and Keyhole spy satellites that the Soviet Union had been positioning over the Earth ever since 1959.

With these, and other methods of obtaining intelligence, available to the leadership of the Soviet Union then they could compute and calculate the most efficient and effective decisions because of their access to accurate information and data and act upon it - and so they did.

In response to the Sovereign Chinese escalation of conflict, taking the fighting that had been localized in Manchuria and bringing it into Korean territory, and their strategic bombing campaign and the threat of tactical nuclear weaponry usage, the Soviet Union itself would heighten the alertness of all its forces in the Far East. The Soviet Air Forces, defensive and offensive (PVO and VVS), would scramble their planes to their positions while the Red Army would mass forces near the Soviet Union's fronteir and send troops to the Mongolian border, meanwhile the Soviet Fleet would be dispatched from ports in Vladivostok and elsewhere along with their very sizeable force of Naval Aviation, and lastly the Strategic Rocket Forces with their arsenal of strategic nuclear missiles would be alerted as well.

Likewise, so too would the Soviet Union's satellite state in Communist China be alerted and Chairman Mao's forces too would stand in maximum alertness and mass at the ChiCom-Sovereign border in anticipation of conflict, of further escalation.

And lastly, as an adjunct measure to the faraway conflict in Athenia, Soviet fleet and air forces in Oceanian Hawaii would be raised as well, just in case. Just as well, the Soviet troops still in Rio would be told to be on the lookout for anything brewing down south.

With the necessary precautions and preperations in place, the secret session was adjourned and called to a close and the Premier of the Soviet Union and his Marshalls departed via underground transportation.


Result:
Soviet reacts to everything in China, Korea and Manchuria - as well as Athenia - going crazy. We're watching you very closely.
I have yet written the STRAK's response to Sovereign China's attack. Hang on, I will write that tomorrow maybe.

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With Siege's introduction of the Valkyrie, welcome to 1964 gentlemen!
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Dear sir,
I would like to send my condolences to the brave men who risked their lives during the Rogue Assassination attempt by Joseph Mccarthy. It was true that he still had in his position secret documents in his various mansions concerning a conspiracy to control Texas and make it part of the Empire of the Phoenix. Now, whether the legitimate government there had a part in it, we do not know yet, but still, we must keep vigilant.

Now, onto business. Due to our new foreign policy, PMCs seem to have taken a back seat in our official "Bag of Goodies" when dealing with nations unlike ourselves. In the light of the your Ire Doctrine, outright war against such nations is not a very good strategy, as it further strengthens communism as well as make the attacker more centralized, as we have seen with China as well as with us. Death is also a part of war, and the image of the Industrialist Corporate Fat Cats killing their families becomes more real to the people (not to say that it isn't real, to be honest. We have a fair share of it, but none are really government sanctioned. Just rub each other's backs once in a while. Anyway..) And so, your new foreign doctrine against the command economies in the world states that free trade and the gradual break of communism via cheap luxury goods would be more suitable than war. In this case, the proles will be addicted to our better quality stuff which can be bought without rationing, and soon depend on us for their goods. In this way, we kill two birds with one stone. The people cannot evade our capitalist benevolence, and we can make more money than we could trying to drill oil from Shroomalia with crazy hippos popping caps into our boys' heads.

But the task will be hard. It would be impossible to just suddenly push private enterprise unto the proletarians who must meet their quotas and pay taxes for the collective good. The economic culture is just too great between us. We need a special sort of envoy who will follow the diplomat and ambassador, a novelty-dressed man for the people to look at in amusement, a clumsy stereotype who peddles small wares to children with no regulations, who comes in times of shortages due to quota failures and give the people their wants. Prime Minister, I would like to have permission to form The Top Hats.

This Capitalist Task Envoy's duty is to come in as a clown, dressed in long-tailed coats, striped pants, monocles, the ever-iconic top hat, and wielding a finely polished cane. He shall bring with him a peculiar personality. The Top Hat shall be at all communist meetings and parades, doing the most outrageous stuff (talking about which private cane company he bought his cane from during a youth summit, etc. etc.). Now this is dangerous, as some patriotic elements might get offended, but we are hoping that as he goes around, the Top Hat gradually brings capitalism into the very essence of communism: The workers. The higher ups can change and nothing changes overall, but without the workers' support, the whole system could fall apart. So, with the Top Hat starting small by peddling cheaper goods, the people will gradually open up to more unsubtle elements until soon, a Wal-Mart Discount Store might be opened with millions of customers every day! But for now, we must give the image of the funny capitalist first, dancing jigs for money as an example of free enterprise.

Actually sir, I understand that I'm breaking protocol, but we have already sent our first Top Hat on a test mission, right in the Soviet Military March in Moscow.

From,
The Federal Agent.


Meanwhile, in Moscow

The Soviet Anthem blared on as trucks with huge canisters marched through the road. Private Lenvisky stood in attention, keeping the civilian crowd in line as he faced the parade ground. He felt a burst of pride as the tanks and Kondensators rolled through Red Square. NO Capitalist Pig Dog can penetrate the Motherland and her sisters now...

He felt a tap behind him. Glancing back, he saw a peculiar westerner dressed in a coat-tail jacket, striped pants, leather dress shoes and a top hat looking up at him. He was a little pudgy on the face and had a walrus mustache. He tapped Private Levinsky with a black cane with a blue orb on the top.

"Excuse me, sir, but do you know where the Stock Exchange building is around here? I need to invest in maize commodities before the business day closes."


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ZIKOYAN-GAMBAS (ZIG) DESIGN BUREAU wrote:PROJECT E-155 and E-155PA

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Comrades, project E-155 commences on schedule and excellent progress has been made. We have decided to forgo nickel-alloy as the principle material of the fuselage and have gone with increased amounts of titanium. This will improve the aerodynamic capabilities of the E-155 when it is finally fielded under the name of ZiG-25.

Moreover, we have also decided to design an upgraded E-155PA interceptor intended to intercept high-speed aerial targets flying at a speed of 3,500-4,000 km/h within the 100 m-30,000 m altitude range. The aircraft will be powered by two R15BV-300 high-altitude engines and will feature a new weapons suite with the Smerch-100 radar, as well as new R-100 long-range air-to-air missiles. The E-155PA will have an increased speed, optimistic estimates to be within 3,700-4,000 km/h at high altitude. [Source: Project E-155PA]
Projects E-155 and E-155PA have been a huge successs, with the timely development of two high-speed interceptor designs to be utilized in a high/low mix for the Soviet Union's PVO Anti-Air Defense Forces and potential applications in the VVS as well.

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Both aircraft prototypes have begun successful flight testing, although as anticipated the simpler basic E-155 (pictured top) has proven easier to develop while the significantly enhanced E-155PA (pictured bottom) model will take more time to run through, owing to its sophisticated design.

The rationale of the high/low mix of both designs, when they enter service, is that the more basic aircraft will take in widespread and conventional roles (including that of an export aircraft to allies) while the sophisticated aircraft will be specialized for specific tasks - namely to counterbalance contemporary 'fast mover' designs currently in development by certain other parties.

While both aircraft designs are presently still undergoing testing and will not be fielded in quite some time, their development nonetheless represents a triumph in Soviet aerospace engineering and we in Zikoyan-Gambas cannot overstate our satisfaction.


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Heaven brings forth innumerable things to help man.
Man has nothing with which to recompense Heaven.
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.

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KOREAN KOMBAT!

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The Sovereign Chinese air and sea offensive was obscene.

The entire nation unleashed all its planes and ships to directly attack the Korean Peninsula, mobilizing for a massive all-out strike on the whole STRAK. They brought out their big guns, their biggest bombs and their biggest shells, striking from the sky and coasts on the cities and towns.

The Chinese planes blot out the sun.

And the Korean forces fought in the shade.

In the radars, the sheer quantities of Chinese bombers filled the screen and as soon as this mass of airborne death was seen alarms were raised throughout all the provinces and cities and towns of Korea. Sirens for the cities, bells and gongs for the towns, sometimes merely people running across the streets screaming. Not all were alerted though, not every town, not every person. But those who did know did the only thing they could - they ran for the hills and screamed at the sky. For those who had no warning, their fates were left to the viciousness of the Chinese attackers... and the quickness of the Korean defenders.

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With the shrill cry of "TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!" fighters were sent to the proverbial storm clouds in the radars that represented the oncoming Chinese bombers, guided by radar and radio to intercept and kill. As the miles closed, the ZiGs acquired the bombers in their sights and the swarms of attacking and defending aircraft met to duel in the shattered skies.

One of the largest air-to-air engagements in the history of modern warfare was about to take place.

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ZiGs launched their missiles at the bombers and and as the Korean fighters expended their warloads at the sheer amount of enemies in that target-rich environment, they did not hesitate in coming in for a direct fight. Missiles spent, they dove in and blazed away with their cannons, gun-killing as many incoming Chinese craft as they could. Sovereign Chinese fighters tried to swat them away, but in the proverbial furball neither friend nor foe could be told and in the defense of their homeland - of Sacred Korea and of the Dear and Great Leaders - the ZiGs would not relent. Ever.

The ZiGs used superior maneuverability to dodge Chinese fighter fire, to varying degrees of success, and they weaved in between the bombers that were their targets. There was no shortage in targets, Chinese fighters and bombers were torn by guns and blown by missiles, but even as the Korean fighters ran out of ammo and as some Chinese planes chose to turn tail or dump their fuel or bombs to increase their speed (in either advancing forward or running backwards) the bomber fleet nonetheless continued inexonerably towards their targets in Korea. They were going to indiscriminately bomb the entire nation along with all the men, women and children that would come under their bomb sights, along with all the towns and cities their warloads could annihilate.

The Koreans knew this too. As the Chinese bombers closed the distance - as they were travelling over the aptly named Yellow Sea to strike at the heart of the Korean Peninsula - the Korean fighters in theri ZiGs decided to make the ultimate sacrifice.

A Korean ZiG, all weapons of missile and gun-cannon varieties expended, did not discontinue or diverge from its attack pattern. Instead, it accelerated with its afterburners and with a cry of "BANZAIII!" the ZiG's fuselage rammed into the cockpit of a C-130 at supersonic speeds - for a brief moment, both aircraft were fused in an airborne mess of twisted metal and burning jet fuel - and then the BLU-82 within the C-130's bomb bay detonated and the ensuing shower of shrapnel spiraled outwards to pepper the fuselages of dueling warbirds all over the sky.

Some of the other ZiG pilots saw this, and news of the unnamed Korean pilot's noble sacrifice spread through the radiowaves. The Chinese pilots of both fighters and bombers listening in on to the communications chatter then heard a great and terrible thing. The curses and screams and cries of rage and dispair that came with combat died down, at least those from the Korean side, and in its place was a distinct unified yell of many voices crying in unison:

"LONG LIVE SACRED KOREA!"

The ZiG pilots went full-throttle, turning on the afterburners and accelerating to ramming speed.


But when all was said and done, and the few remaining ZiG pilots returned home from their sortie to rearm and refuel and return to the skies once more... the Chinese bomber horde was still headed into Korea.

After the air engagement, they were now over the first population zones and were reaching further inland. There were still many of them, so very many, enough C-130s with Daisy Cutters, enough Canberras and Voodoos and Deltas to level so many cities. The outlying towns that were not counted to be valuable by the Korean leadership were the first to suffer from the airstrikes - BLU-82s dropped right smack dab in the middle of them to airburst with massive splash damage, outright vaporizing hundreds of people in one go. Firebombs, cluster munitions, the decadent pigdogs in Sovereign China certainly spared no expense in the destruction of their enemies.

But as the Chinese planes headed to more 'valuable' targets, they were once more confronted by stalwart defenders.

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S-75 Dvina, Athenian designation 'SA-2 Guideline'. SAM sites and batteries encircled the defended Korean cities to form a ring of mobile anti-air defense, and their radars swept the skies to identify the incoming planes. With so many targets to choose, it was almost impossible to miss and the missiles soared to the heavens with great contrails of fire. Chinese bombers were alerted of the radar locks, of the missile launches, and once more those more intent on self-preservation dumped either fuel or warloads to turn tail and retreat. But those who did not, those who adhered to the mission plan of levelling Korea to the ground, they continued on and as their comrades were struck down by the missiles, those that were left gradually reached the defended cities and towns.

As they did so, they were joined by more Korean ZiGs launched as a last line of defense, and to add to the interceptors and surface-to-air missiles, old-fashioned anti-aircraft artillery guns and flak cannons pointed skywards as well.

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Missiles were launched from both earth and sky, guns and cannons were fired by both fighter and battery, and bombs were dropped on the cities of the Socialist Totalitarian Republic of All-Korea.

As the sky war was waged, a second battle was ready to rage in the Yellow Sea. To follow up their aerial assault, the Sovereign Chinese had sent all the ships of their navy to bombard the coastal cities of Korea - to destroy those that were not touched by the bombing campaign and to finish off those that had.

But now the STRAK forces fully knew what was coming. They were ready, they were waiting.

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Some population centers had the good fortune of being guarded by coastal gun batteries, made up of long guns taken from the hulls of actual warships themselves, and these would engage in a ranged engagement against the Chinese warships. Shells shrieked through the air as they were exchanged by both ship and emplacement did battle.

But coastal gun batteries couldn't provide defense for all the Korean shoreline, and some warships were unmolested as they selected targets with less fight in them. Chinese planners had long since known of the Korean emplacements and fortifications and so the captains of the ships prefered to find easier game. For them, bombarding defenseless population centers was like shooting Korean kittens in a barrel.

Not all of them were so lucky though.

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Komar-class missile boatsmoved fast through the waters near Korea's shores, each one carried 2 P-15 Termit missiles, Athenian designation SS-N-2 'Styx'. Multiple boats were vectored in to targeted Chinese ships and upon reaching missile range they would fire all their rockets at once.

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The results were self-explanatory.


Cities burned and men died, birds fell and ships sunk - both Korean and Chinese alike - didn't make it out alive, didn't get to go home.


Result:

You're gonna lose a fuckfull of airplanes and boats coming into Korean territory.

Also, the Korean counterattack has yet to come!
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The Phoenix extends Hand to the Lion

People of Spain, we desire the following things from the European Concorde (seeing as we are not willing to deal with the Concorde through France):

1. Free and equal trade relations between the Empire of the Phoenix and the constituent nations of the Concorde.

2. A joint space programme in which all our nations may take part, to be based in Cuba.

3. A defensive alliance between the Empire of the Phoenix and Spain. Despite bad blood from the Euro-Athenian war, we desire only friendship and the knowledge that somebody is willing to defend us in times of trouble.

San Francisco

Daniel Bradley sighed. Yet again, Emperor Norton had delayed the plebiscite to join the Empire of the Phoenix. Apparently, he had no desire to see Athenia return. Yet 60% of the population did, according to a recent poll. They saw joining the Empire of the Phoenix as the only way to restore Athenia.

Daniel Bradley knew that the plebiscite would ever come. Thus, he raised his sniper rifle, and prepared to go to the plaza. He had plans for Norton. Terrible plans.
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Kamin997 wrote:San Francisco

Daniel Bradley sighed. Yet again, Emperor Norton had delayed the plebiscite to join the Empire of the Phoenix. Apparently, he had no desire to see Athenia return. Yet 60% of the population did, according to a recent poll. They saw joining the Empire of the Phoenix as the only way to restore Athenia.

Daniel Bradley knew that the plebiscite would ever come. Thus, he raised his sniper rifle, and prepared to go to the plaza. He had plans for Norton. Terrible plans.
San Francisco

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Daniel Bradley grinned. Now, Emperor Norton's days were numbered. Soon that insane bastard would pop his head out, and with his rifle Daniel Bradley was sure to redecorate the Emperor's palace with his brains. With that ridiculous feathered hat, Norton would sure be an easy target.

He had terrible plans. For Norton.

Plans that would never see fruition. For Daniel.

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There on the rooftop, a tall and thin figure walked on - his form silhouetted by the panoramic and cinematic view of San Francisco as he moved cooly towards the would-be assassin. He treaded lightly, careful not to make sounds on the gravel floor. But the assassin heard him and he spun around and brought his rifle to bear.

The tall thin man ducked behind a miscellaneous object as the assassin fired on reflex and missed, and in turn the man brought out his own weapon - a massive .44 Magnum - and fired back twice. The shots too went wide, but it forced the assassin to take cover himself.

Daniel fired back at the gunman, whoever the hell he was. Byzantine cops? Secret Service? How had they found out of his plans? His terrible plans? He snarled and unleashed a full-automatic fussilade. Right now, it was one man, but soon reinforcements would come and Daniel did not intend to die here - not with the mission undone!

They exchanged more shots, but the copper - or whoever the hell he was - was soon out of bullets. That huge cannon of his only carried six shots, so Daniel fired a few more rounds in the G-Man's direction while he was busy reloading, and turned around to make his escape -

When a magnum round tore through his shoulder, right at the joint, and all but separated his arm from his body. Daniel Bradley spun around, trailing blood in some kind of violent pirouette, and fell ass-first to the gravelly ground.

But six shots, the cop's gun only had six shots.

"No..." Daniel uttered. "Can't be..."

"Learn how to count," a rough voice replied. Daniel looked up and saw the G-Man, the tall man with no-name...

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Detective 'Dirty' Barry Callashroom looked down at the would-be assassin, appraising the sniper like he would a dog turd on the sidewalk. The dogturd might've been surprised to see a man who looked very much like Texan Prime Minister Micheal Ire (or former Alpha Dog operator Clint Deadwood) looking down at him while holding a hand-cannon, but truth be told Micheal Ire's daddy liked hookers so it was no surprise that there were many people in the American continent who shared the likeness...

Contemplations on the uncanny resemblance of gunhappy gringos aside, Daniel reached for his other gun - concealed in a holster by his belt.

Detective Callashroom saw this, and so he pronounced - while working the hammer of his revolver - the following words which he said to all the dog turds he appraised:

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Daniel decided not to reach for his piece. He had already failed mathematics once and the Detective moved to subtract his weapons from him.

Behind Callashroom, several uniformed men came - Emperor Norton's own personal detail with gyrojet guns - with the intent to investigate the gunfire and Callashroom carefully showed them his badge and directed them wipe to the dog turd off the ground. And so they did.

"Detective Callashroom, can you tell us what just happened?" one of the Emperor's men said.

Dirty Barry nodded towards the direction of the apprehended assassin.

"Looks he he didn't get his shot," the San Francisco cop said as he affixed his Ray Band sunglasses.

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"Yeah."


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ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ALIENATES ATHENIAN/PHOENIX PLEBISCITE PROPOSITION

After an attempted assassination on Emperor Norton shocked the population of New Byzantium, nationwide sentiments regarding the fringe proposal to join the Empire of the Phoenix has hit a new low.

Originally, there was already minimal support for the proposition as the majority of New Byzantium citizens have expressed critical views on the recent war between the Empire of the Phoenix and New Athenia, and as the majority of them also expressed anti-war sentiments and negativity towards the last years of Old Athenia. Currently, there are several peace protests underway at the Phoenix Embassy in San Francisco with many hundreds of anti-war activists and civil-rights groups participating.

Although less-credible publications such as the 'Pharynx of Phoenix' claimed that the proposition had '60% support' from the populace, their sampling and statistic methods have been subjected to criticism and a more current Shroomup poll showed entirely different results with 78.9% of the populace prefering New Byzantium to stay independent.

Support for the continued independence of New Byzantium has remained at an all-time high in part due to Emperor Norton's strict stance at neutrality and his non-violent methods, a stark contrast to his Old Athenian predecessors best remembered for the multiple wars waged both abroad and on Athenian soil. Likewise, Emperor Norton's policies towards peaceful economic development rather than military adventurism have made him popular as well.

Meanwhile, Emperor Norton has issued an address that condemned the 'cowardly attempt' at his life while thanking the men and women of the San Francisco Police Department for their instrumental action in thwarting the assassination. So far, the SFPD has refused to reveal the identity of the officer who single-handedly stopped the assassin.


Result:

Botched assassination attempt on a post-Athenian leader who actually has more character and sensibility than his war-crazed predecessors is thwarted. New Byzantium is not so

Micheal Ire's daddy liked hookers.

'Dirty Barry'. *sunglasses* YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

And...

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KIM JONG KILL

Pyongyang, Korea
6,386 miles away from America


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The fires still hadn't been put out. Though the enemy bombers were now long gone, either returning to base (and actually returning, or running out of fuel and crashing along the way) or getting shot down, the city of Pyongyang was wrecked to a degree unseen ever since the Pacific War when the Japanistanis had come to enact their cruel 'Co-Prosperity Sphere'. People rushed from their shelters or returned from the hills when danger was no longer imminent and, immediately, the process of reconstruction began like an organic healing process. This healing was aided immensely by STRAK political officers barking orders and propaganda, too.

The Sovereign Chinese attack had emphasized heavily on the use of their arsenal of BLU-82 'Daisy Cutters' - weapons that were designed to airburst, detonate above ground to create a blast that would flatten large areas around them. It was excellent in flattening cities.

It was piss poor at penetrating deep ground and damaging bunkers.

Now, in one such bunkers below the city charred by the Chinese strike, the Korean retaliation was being conceived in due haste...

"Kim chi daewoo samsung!" a dark figure sitting on the throne uttered.

"The Great Leader says... that the STRAK requires more aid to maintain this war," the interpreter translated.

"And so, more aid he will have," said the man standing before the shadowy figure and the interpreter. "We promise, we will give you enough to turn the tide. We are organizing the details as we speak, at this very moment."

The man handed an envelope to the translator, who opened it and examined the contents. They were spy satellite photographs, although intentionally lowered in quality and resolution so that the true capabilities of the satellites' cameras but nonetheless presenting a clear enough picture to be very useful.

"Hyundai..." the Great Leader uttered, nodding approvingly.

"Good," the translator translated.

"Kia bibimbap incheon..." the Great Leader continued. This time, he scowled.

"But the Great Leader expresses dissatisfaction at the untimely nature of this assistance, which has led to this current situtation," the translator translated.

The Great Leader uttered something guttural, something to the translator that the other man did not understand.

"He asks what part of the deal you did not understand. He says perhaps his translator did not make it clear to you," the interpreter interpreted. "He says he should fire... his translator?"

There was a mechanical sound, that of a gun being cocked, and a shot rang out. Blood and brains stained the face of the man who stood before the shadowy figure and the interpreter. The blood and brains on his face belonged to the interpreter who now had a neat hole in his head, he stood there for a good full second before collapsing on the ground.

The shadowy figure behind the translator emerged. Now no longer so shadowy, having come out of the dark and shadowy shadows, he revealed himself to be none other than Kim Jong Il - son of the Dear Leader.

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"Fucking fuck!" he cursed, startling the man who was still alive. "What part of the fucking plan could you not understand, huh? Goddamn, fuck Doctor Manchuria - fuck him up his scrawny little yellow slit-eyed opium-snorting manchu-moustached ass! Fucking prick! Fuck this shit!"

He kicked the corpse in ill-temper, and the corpse rolled down the steps and fell on the man's feet.

"You, you fucked up fuck-faced fucking fucker! You better get this shit right this time, goddamn it, because fuck it, we're doing this live and we better fuck those fucking Chinese fucks up! It'll be fan-fucking-tastic and fabu-fucking-lous! Fucking divine retribution 'cause when Kim Jong fucking Il screams there are fucking storms!" Kim Jong Il continued, this time he flailed his arms around while waving the middle finger with both hands.

"Da," the man nodded understandingly. "Of course."

"Now just what the fuck are you waiting for? Fuck, get on with it and get out of my fucking sight!" Kim Jong Il continued, waving his gun at the man threateningly. The man took the cue and made himself scarce and after he was gone, Kim Jong Il sat down on a comfy chair and screamed his lungs out. "Fuck you, Doctor Manchuria! Fuck you in the ass! Fuck you in the mouth! Fuck you in the ears, eyes, nostrils and in a fucking slit cut into your fucking throat! With my cock, motherfucker!"

With that, he slammed the arm on his chair and it activated a secret door which opened. The chair itself, through some floor-based mechanism, moved and took him into that secret door. It was no longer safe here in Pyongyang, even deep underground. Kim Jong Il was going to go somewhere else to enjoy the scenery.

He was going to his daddy.



Manchurian Airspace

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The RB-49 'Wingski' reconnaissance aircraft was based on the Brazilian B-49 Flying Wing design, although this Soviet variant was extremely modified. Bearing no weapons, not even defensive guns, it was instead specialized for the purpose of electronic intelligence gathering - ELINT - and had in place of weapons sophisticated sensor apparatuses designed to survey the enemy.

The flying wings had a natural low radar cross-section, not true-stealth but by nature of its design it looked way smaller on radar than it had any right to be for an aircraft of its size. With its sensors and low detectability, it performed its mission and gathered as much data as possible from the Sovereign Chinese. The movement of their forces, their positions, even recording their electronic communications. The flying wings had learned a lot, had learned enough.

Now they were turning back and returning home to Soviet airspace - with their sensors, the crews knew fully well what was to come.

The grand Korean counter-offensive.

The STRAK forces in Manchuria were unmolested, and much of the bomber force had fled to the airfields there when the Chinese attack had targetted airfields and basically everything else in the Korean Peninsula. There, the offensive capabilities of the STRAK were being mustered in one counterattack to answer the Sovereign Chinese's obscene offensive.

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The bombers took off. Their targets, military positions in Manchuria itself. Together with SCUD missiles, conventional rocketry and artillery, and a full-frontal ground offensive the STRAK forces that had been previously bogged down with the Sovereign Chinese trenchlines began to advance in a massive combined arms assault.

Sovereign China had depleted its aerial forces, with their planes still undergoing repair and maintenance, with copious bullet holes being duct-taped, with so much bombs and fuel expended. Nonetheless, they responded and scrambled their aircraft - but the aircraft were precisely the first targets of the STRAK offensive, now fully seeking to neuter and castrate the source of Sovereign China's air power.

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Forward airbases were bombarded, tactical bombers flying low and hard to disgorge their complements of bombs on the Chinese airfields. Penetrative bombs, not area-flatteners like Daisy Cutters, but rather bombs designed to blow deep holes in the ground blew deep holes in the airstrips and made them untendable. Cluster munitions scattered submunitions and bomblets and mines on other strips as well.

Likewise, these same weapons were used to bust the Chinese bunkers and fortifications, and to rain explosive cluster bombs on Chinese infantry lines. Tu-16s would drop FAB-9000 9,000-kg conventional bombs, the Russian equivalent of the Commonwealth Grand Slam bomb, and unlike the BLU-82 Daisy Cutters these big boys would instead punch deep holes through the ground, making deep craters and big explosions that would bust bunkers.

But the Sovereign Chinese forces were not defenseless. They too had anti-aircraft artillery, SAMs and fighters.

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The STRAK had air-launched cruise missiles. These were aimed at Sovereign Chinese radar sites and communications and control facilities, conveniently located in their strongpoints. Many of these, particularly the ones aimed at the radars, were anti-radiation missiles designed to home in on radars. But even without anti-radiation missiles, tactical bombers and ZiG fighters armed with bombs were directed towards enemy radar sites on missions to suppress enemy air defenses, Wild Weasel runs.

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Just as the Chinese fighters had blot out the sun, the STRAK rocket artillery likewise did the same for Manchurian skies. Katyushas as well as SCUDs, telltale supersonic boom preluding their descent to Chinese positions.

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Simultaneously with the air offensive, the STRAK ground forces moved forward under the cover of fighters and bombers - no longer using basic crude human wave attacks, but now evolving to combined arms assault. Even with nigh-obsolete T-34 tanskis, against Sovereign Chinese trenchtroops these were a boon, and under the constant aerial and artillery barrage the STRAK armor had a distinct advantage of shock and awe.

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ZiGs once more filled the skies, though this time they were the spearhead of a full-blown STRAK attack and not in a final last-ditch defense. They did battle with Deltas and Voodoos left in Texan mercenary hands - and in these skilled and experienced gently caressing hands, the Century Fighters would do aerial battle with the ZiGs.

With all their aircrafts used, the Sovereign Chinese forces in Manchuria had the distinct disadvantage. With combined arms, the STRAK forces had the upper hand - and with tactically and strategically-vital information given to them in the form of ELINT and satellite photographs of Chinese positions, they were able to press their advantage.

But wait, there's more. They had reinforcements.

Soldiers and tanks, men and machines, bearing the uniform and the colors of the STRAK armed forces came from the border - the wrong border. In the midst of the confusion and the flurry of the Korean counter-offensive, these forces seemed very much like a STRAK flanking maneuver - a very maneuverable STRAK flanking maneouver that many Sovereign forces found themselves outflanked by.

Coming in from an unexpected angle, screaming and with rifles and Killyshnikovs and antiquated Soviet armor, they were nonetheless effective as shock-troops.

One Chinese soldier would note that these STRAK soldiers did not say words like "kim chi hyundai samsung" but words like "dimsum chang chong ping pong", familiar words... words that did not register before the STRAK shock soldier stuck a bayonet in his gut.

Both these forces and regular STRAK army groups would link up and encircle Sovereign Chinese forces. Once the englobed enemies were handled, they would continue their push south-westward.

To distract the Chinese forces, another air assault had been launched, this time not against military targets but partly as a retribution strike against the Chinese bombardment of STRAK cities.

Tu-16s loaded with bouncing bombs flew hard and low. Their target, the Ding Dong Dam in Sovereign China. Flying hard and low, they released their payload and the oddly-shaped bombs bounced off the water and skipped towards the enormous concrete constructions - making intimate contact and detonating against the dam, fracturing it and causing a portion of it to disintegrate under the enormous weight of the water welled up behind it.

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The dambusting strike would cause a catastrophic level of flooding, drowning whatever was downstream. With the Chinese losing several transportation routes and being forced to deal with the ensuing disaster and floods, they would be severely inconvenienced.

The STRAK pushed forward deeper into Liaoning and soon, outwards from it.



Meanwhile...
Over the Yellow Sea


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Tu-16s launched their supersonic cruise missiles, both set to active-radar and anti-radar homing they were unleashed towards mainland China. Their targets included Beijing and the various air defense sites around it, including airfields and SAM sites. The latter was dealt with by the anti-radar homing missiles.

Then, the retribution strike against the Chinese offensive against the Korean Peninsula begun. Nowhere as enormous as the Sovereign Chinese attack, this one involved a few mere handsful of STRAK aircraft.

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The Tu-22 Blinder formed up with its companion craft and moved into Chinese airspace. Using ELINT and satellite data, they flew low and in a course meant to avoid enemy radar and enemy defenses. With the cruise missiles launched by the Tu-16 already wrecking havok on enemy defenses, this was made easier for them as they travelled hard and fast - faster than any bomber the Sovereign Chinese forces had encountered, until now.

The distance from Pyongyang to Beijing was measured in less than a thousand kilometers and the Tu-22s did not take long to close that and reach their target.

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One of the Tu-22s was an electronic warfare variant, and now in heavily-defended airspace it began working its ECM to the fullest. Meanwhile, the bombers went on ahead and struck their target - the Forbidden City itself.

If God was still alive, he would've seen an incredibly surreal sight: The lead Tu-22's bomb bays opened and from it came an enormous bomb - this one with the very visage of Kim Il Sung adorning its front-end. This bomb with the Dear Leader's face on it sailed downwards in an arc that brought it to the very enormous picture of Doctor Manchuria that also adorned the wall of the Forbidden City. In that one, glorious moment both faces would make intimate contact, as though kissing, before Kim Il Sung made Doctor Manchuria explode.

Or, at least, that was the visually symbolic intention of the bomb with Kim Il Sung meeting and blowing up the largest picture of Doctor Manchuria in the Forbidden City.

The other Tu-22s followed suit, but instead their payloads were a combination of bunker busters designed to wreck up any fortifications within the Chinese capital as well as cluster bombs to disperse submunitions and mines all over the courtyards of the Forbidden City.

After this was done, the Tu-22s got the hell out of dodge and in full afterburner accelerated westwards towards either Communist Chinese or Soviet airspace.



Result:
In rage, the STRAK moves forward! Towards Beijing!
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"That treacherous dastardly man-child!" Doctor Manchuria hissed as he saw satellite photos of the Forbidden Palace being bombed. Again. "He shall pay!" He was in his own hidden concrete bunker, somewhere underwater. He didn't care for the technicalities. Near Formosa or something. Dunno.

"Doctor, intelligence report that bombers, fighters, and ground reinforcements are coming up north towards Jingshi. The most sacred and valuable artifacts were been evacuated before that strange ghost bombing in the Forbidden City, and many of the military reserves are falling back to guard the capital. AA turrets and artillery fashioned with Daisy Cutters are being set up..." The general who was talking stood straight and spoke in a matter of fact way. Doctor Manchuria couldn't stand how they could just do things without his consent. He raised his hand up.

"Enough!" Doctor Manchuria slammed his hand down on his steel table, the Manchurian robe sleeves fluttering down after. "What is there to defend in Jingshi? We can easily rebuild all the monuments. Some needed reconstructing anyway. Here is my plan, before you swine decided you were the center of the universe and have your own little agendas:

First, evacuate Jingshi of all civilians. Move them into surrounding cities or something. Next, keep the AA guns there, as well as a few Tuanlians and Texan Mercenaries. I have bigger plans for the other forces." Doctor Manchuria cackled wildly as he wrote down his plan. The generals looked at it and grimly nodded.


In the Yellow Sea...

What remained of the active Sovereign Navy shelled the coasts and deeper on. Junks were armed with makeshift rockets made by fireworks and specially primed grenades also came to service, helping make the coastal inaccessible. Texas PMC ARGH, Inc. supplied the Sovereign with an aircraft carrier with a few Delta Daggers (getting outdated soon) to ward off incoming bombers, and sea-mines were laid to stop any submarine from getting there.

A new fury was etched into the seamen's faces. Jingshi was bombed, and so the Koreans must pay. Mothball ammunition and guns decked out to pummel the coast of Korea and Manchuria. And slowly, the firing stopped. it was a foggy Korean dawn. The ships couldn't be seen, but soon, a passerby could have seen small silhouettes of boats coming through the water. Then, figures started coming out of the boats and into the shelled coast.

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The invasion of Korea has begun. Even though the Sovereign has lost much of their aircrafts, China had many people, and many people joined the army.

The soldiers silently piled out of the landing crafts and into the coastal area. Small tanks and jeeps were docked, and mortar teams got ready. Who knows what lie beyond the hills. Possibly STRAK garrisons.

The Invasion of Korea has begun.

EDIT: I might change pictures of the uniforms of soldiers during this Arc, as I doubt I can find any Asian in US garb. Is that fine?
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The Maharajah

Footage of the war in Northern China was displayed on all the monitors in the enormous room, footage taken by high-flying aircraft and experimental satellites. Bombs rained down from aircraft, missiles struck buildings, fleets of bombers covered the skies above China. The Korean offensive had managed to strike at the very heart of the Chinese bureaucracy, the Forbidden City itself.

Impressive, thought the Maharajah. Most impressive. He hadn't imagined the Koreans would have the means, or the willpower, to strike this deep and this decisively. He scratched his chin. A thought was forming in his mind as he was reminded, oddly, of an occurrence several years ago... When China was still ruled by the mad Bo Jing, and their enemies had been not Korea, but France.

"Contact our ambassador in China" said the Maharjah, as he raised an eyebrow in amusement as he watched a Korean missile of Soviet design annihilate a pagoda within the Forbidden City. "Tell them that we would love to provide China with the weaponry it needs to defend against the Korean onslaught -- SAMs, nuclear tipped if need be, but also and ground-to-ground missiles and mercenary fighter squadrons." He didn't say that the 'mercenaries' would be RAC volunteers; that went without saying. "All we want in return are certain... Material concessions. Shall we say, Hong-Kong?" The concubine who took his order smiled uncertainly and bowed, then left. Within the hour, a telegram carrying the words of the most imperious Maharajah would reach the ears of Doctor Manchuria...

Result: The Maharajah starts poking about, as he does best!
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BIG BAD BEACHHEAD BUTCHERY

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The troopship beside their boat erupted in a fireball, sending a shower of shrapnel and mercenary meat raining down on the other transports around it. The Korean defenses intensified as they drew in closer, but the fog provided the Chinese forces concealment while mercenary aces did aerial combat to ensure their safe passage. Nonetheless, many of the STRAK bombers - recalled from bombing China - were now converging on this epic Chinese offensive from the seas. But they pushed on. Fog was as thick as the air cover provided for them, and with the sheer disorganization of the war the fog was not just a physical one but a metaphorical one as well. The fog of war, the Korean concentration of forces to breech the Manchurian lines, and the Sovereign Chinese naval advantage allowed the troopships to slip through with non-catastrophic casualties.

Whistles were blown by the crews of the ships, alerting the men and marines that they were now near land without breaking radio silence. Sovereign soldiers and PMC mercenaries readied their weapons and prepared to hit the beaches. When the ships ran into ground, the doors opened and the ramps were lowered, and with a mighty warcry of shouting voices and roaring engines men and machines advanced onto the black sands of Korea itself.

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They advanced through Czech hedgeshrooms and barbed wire - in the case of those who had the bad luck of landing in fortified beaches or those that alerted STRAK forces were quick enough to enforce - and as they were slowed down by these obstructions, they became prime targets for the garrisoned Korean defenders.

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The Korean defenders were outnumbered, but with their superior positions uphill they had a perfect view of the incoming Chinese forces. With their machineguns and mortars and cannons, it became a view to a kill.

The situation became a subversion of the Hooker Hole Hill trope, cliche and genre convention with the Chinese now crawling in the sand and seawater, which became reddened as the Korean machinegun fire tore them to pieces. But like Korean forces at Hooker Hole Hill, the Chinese sent waves after waves after waves of men and machines upwards - and with these waves the red tide of the Chinese advance rose above the masses of dying men with spilt guts crying for mommy as they died and drowned, as these masses fell under the boots of the troopers and were smeared by the treads of amphibious tanks.

Coastal guns, those that had previously engaged with the prior Chinese sea offensive, once more exchanged volley fire with the Chinese ships. But as the STRAK defenders were drowned by the Chinese tide of suicidal seaborne soldiers, soon these guns too were silenced.

The Chinese had touched down and they were heading inland to the mainland.


The Korean peasants who had previously fled under the Chinese bombings and Chinese warship bombardments heard of the impending invasion of their lands, heard of the Chinese forces ravaging the coastal towns as they made their way to the heartland of the Dear Leader's land. But now, there were no cries or alarms of retreat. No, now there was a call to war - men, women and children, the old and infirm, by the will of the political officers all of them were given arms to defend their homes against the yellow peril. Angered and enraged by the Chinese attacks, these citizens were ready to come to the defense of All-Korea - and with the knowledge that the Chinese had come to eat their babies, that the malevolent murderous Mandarins had come bearing diseases, and that the Chinese were cowardly and would flee at the sight of Korean patriotism, these people became the living incarnation of the storm that was supposed to come whenever Kim Jong Il screamed.

They went, on foot, on vehicles, on livestock-drawn carriages, and they met the Chinese forces spearheaded by mechanized mercenaries.

Send a heartbeat to
The void that cries through you
Relive the pictures that have come to pass
For now we stand alone
The world is lost and blown
And we are flesh and blood disintegrate
With no more to hate

Is it bright where you are
And have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour
My old secrets laid
We can watch the world devoured in its pain


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The ex-Athenian mercenary flashed a crazed and bloodthirsty grin as he swept his flamethrower over the shrieking Koreans and shitpiece ignorant fucks who did not know what was coming at them were subsequently set on fire. They ran around, screaming and burning, skin peeling off and eyeballs popping as they were cooked alive. The ex-Athenian mercenary took a drag from his Cuban cigar and snickered.

This was better than Shroomalia, there he had to contend with another murderous monstrosity killing the fuck out of people but here and now, he was the ruthless genocidal warmonger. He was -

He paused for a moment. A pregnant woman, face half-melted off by napalm, was shooting blindly with a Killyshnikov. He shot her in the face.

He was the Shroomedian! Now he was in ARGH, Inc.'s payroll and unlike his days in Athenia's military, now he was actually being paid huge to commit atrocities. Red and yellow, black and white, by now he had killed everything in his sight.

This was better than the time he was killing filthy Mexican't soldiers dying of thirst in the desert.

One of his fellow mercenaries turned blue at the sight of the dead pregnant Korean whore, who the Shroomedian had promptly set on fire just to be sure.

The pussy cried: "What happened to us?! What happened to the Texan Dream?!"

"What happened to the Texan Dream? It came true!" the Shroomedian grinned and laughed. "You're looking at it!"

"Jesus Christ, the STRAK is vectoring bombers here!" another woman-man with a radio shouted in alarm. "The STRAK is scrambling bombers to blow up all the territory the invasion force has captured to try and drive us back into the sea!"

"Ha-a!" the Shroomedian laughed. "They're dropping the hammer and dispensing indiscriminate justice! The clock is ticking down, five minutes to Shroomsday and we get front row seats. Fuck it!"

"We've got to fall back!" one of the few female Texan mercs, per the equal opportunity employment laws, piped up.

"Never compromise!" the Shroomedian pistolwhipped the bitch. "Even in the face of Shroomageddon! That's always been the difference between us, Daniel."

"Who the fuck is Daniel?!" the woman spat, staggering backwards and holding a broken-off tooth (teeth, several) in her hand. "Fuck this! Everybody, run, get to the choppers!"

"Fall back, fall back now! Head back to the landing zone!" their commanding officer shouted. After the Koreans had finished their bombing, the Sovereign Chinese forces would resume their invasion from their coastal beachheads, but for now they had to hunker down and not get caught out in the open. "Goddamn it, head for the Bad Pennies now!"

"Pussies!" the Shroomedian kicked a dead Korean's corpse and used it as a chair. "Go ahead and run, miss the fireworks you sorry sacks of shit! Hah!"

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The Bad Penny helicopters took off and the Shroomedian stayed behind. Overhead, he could hear the telltale shriek of jet bomber engines and the high-pitched scream of descending bombs. He bit on his cigar and grinned.

Some men just wanted to watch the world burn.

Delivered from the blast
The last of a line of lasts
The pale princess of a palace cracked
And now the kingdom comes
Crashing down undone
And I am a master of a nothing place
Of recoil and grace

Is it bright where you are
And have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour
I hold secrets flame
We can watch the world devoured in its pain

Time has stopped before us
The sky cannot ignore us
No one can separate us
For we are all that is left
The echo bounces off me
The shadow lost beside me
There's no more need to pretend
Cause now I can begin again

Is it bright where you are
And have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour
my old secrets laid
We can watch the world devoured in its hate
Strange
Strange
Strange


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Result:

STRAK responds by diverting some bombers from Manchuria/China to the invasion force in Korea, to bomb the ever loving crap out of the Sovereign soldiers.

THE SHROOMEDIAN!
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CHING CHANG CHONG CHANG CHICOM CHINA

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The forces of Communist China took this chance to strike. With their Sovereign counterparts busy repulsing the Korean advances from Machuria, or throwing their armies across the Yellow Sea to invade Korea, these efforts left their other territories grossly understrengthed or, at least, undersupervised. With this great vulnerability exposed, Mao Zedong made his decision and moved to exploit Doctor Manchuria's weakness.

The Chicom attack was preceded by a wave of agitation by communist sympathizers in Sovereign China itself, attempting to stirr dissent and discontent. The success of these attempts varied, but it was true that many (a whole lot) were rather not pleased with the recent turn of events regarding Manchuria, Korea and Beijing, and the war in general. Communist propaganda, spread through little red books as well as in radio broadcasts beamed from the Chicom lands via antennas, droned on and on very loudly about these things, about how the rule of Doctor Manchuria was now leading to ruin, about the horrific past events of Bo Cheng, and so on and so forth.

While the Sovereign Chinese military was distracted by the Korean advances and counter-attacks, the Chicoms schemed and plotted and connived and conspired. Seeing what the Koreans had done, the current state of Sovereign China and their own status in Communist China, Mao Zedong's choice was elementary.

The Chicoms had but in their possession the provinces of Xianjiang, Inner Mongolia, North Gansu, and Quinghai - and these provinces were, in all honesty, the fringest of Mainland China's Fringeworld Yokeldom lands. For Communist China to prosper in any meaningful way, they needed to find fine and fertile land. And they would call it "This Land".

"This Land" would be Sichuan.

With the Sovereign Chinese forces unaware, and with speed and surprise on their side, the Chicoms launched their own rendition of the 'lightning war'. Unlike the STRAK, the Chicoms had no overwhelming bomber fleet, but nonetheless the Sovereign Chinese forces too had a depleted air force. What the Chicoms did have, however, was a wall of steel. As keeping human attack-waves in the unfertile Chicom provinces proved futile, Mao had instead opted to obtain Soviet tankskis and in the time since the previous Chinese Civil Conflict the Chicoms had been training and exercising in their new iron chariots for this one glorious moment. They rolled in great armored columns and along with antiquated T-34 tankskis and old but heavy-armored Iosif Stalins, there were also newer and more modern T-55s, T-62s and Obyekt 279s.

This armored advance breeched the Chicom-Sovereign border and with singular purpose, the commies drove into Sichuan and with tank cannons blew the living hell out of any opposition in their path. The Chicoms didn't intend to attack, no. They intended to stay and live in Sichuan for a very, very long time.


PEASANT PROLETARIATS, SINO-SOVEREIGN CHINESE COMRADES! MEET MAO!

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The brave Chicom forces of Communist China rolls into the Sovereign province of Sichuan not in the name of prosecuting violence against the proletariat and masses, but as a force of liberation against the corrupt pigdog capitalists who have once more brought China to the brink of destruction - this time not against the French or the Athenians, but against the Koreans! The Chinese Sovereign has failed in its duties to defend its people, failing even to provide aid to those drowned by busted dams, while instead preserving worthless artifacts belonging to long-dead imperialists of the inbred lunatic lineage of Bo Cheng himself! This war is one waged against the working-class of China, against the proletariat, in that the farmers are forced by the wealthy landowners only to further fund war efforts and ill-gotten capitalist gains!

Thus, the brave Chicom forces of Communist China rolling into the Sovereign province of Sichuan not in the name of prosecuting violence against the proletariat and masses, but as a force of liberation against the corrupt pigdog capitalists who have once more brought China to the brink of destruction, announce the following:

WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION!

The proletariat working-class masses of Sichuan will be given land taken from the ill-gotten wealth of the landowners to be shared gloriously with the masses! The farms, the factories, these shall no longer belong to the capitalist elite but to the proletariat people's property!

So the Great Helmsman decrees, the redistributed property of capitalists and little red books for everyone!


Results:

The Chicoms want Sichuan, are rolling in there now, and they intend to stay. Because, shit, the current provinces of Communist China suck and we want some land that's actually arable so we can grow things like... edible grass. :P
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Superbia

The ambassador representing the Sovereign of China was not amused. Apparently the Athenians, no the Phoenixans, wanted to help him fight their war.

'What are you willing to offer?' he asked.

'All our excess war materiel, not being used in the war with New Athenia,' Alfred F. Jones, Head of the Diplomatic Office, stated. 'Guns, Davy Crocketts, Ships, Nukes, Planes, Artillery, Shells, Supplies, all you could ever need. We have the means to deliver it to you, through our supertankers. And all for free.'

'And the downside to this offer?'

'None. No strings attached.'

The Chinese Ambassador looked thoughtful.
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Kamin997 wrote:The Phoenix extends Hand to the Lion

People of Spain, we desire the following things from the European Concorde (seeing as we are not willing to deal with the Concorde through France):

1. Free and equal trade relations between the Empire of the Phoenix and the constituent nations of the Concorde.

2. A joint space programme in which all our nations may take part, to be based in Cuba.

3. A defensive alliance between the Empire of the Phoenix and Spain. Despite bad blood from the Euro-Athenian war, we desire only friendship and the knowledge that somebody is willing to defend us in times of trouble.
The message came through on telegram to Madrid. There was no Spanish ambassador to the Empire of the Phoenix - Spain had not yet officially recognized the legitimacy of the Phoenix. Whether this was a symbolic act or merely just another thing that the government hasn't gotten around to yet (they've been awfully silent lately) was up for debate.

Nevertheless, the message was passed up the food chain and made its way to the executive secretary to the deputy vice foreign minister, who did a laugh-sigh at the contents.

This Phoenix lists their desires without thinking about us at all. They couldn't even be bothered to spell Concord correctly! Athenian negotiation hasn't changed one bit.

The secretary filed this note in the circular file under "important" and went on with his other work.



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"A summit in Berlin?" asked Emperor Napoleon V as the Grand Chamberlain of the Imperial Household, Henri-Louis de la Tour d'Auvergne, Duke de Bouillon, relayed the message the Ministry of Foreign Affairs had received from Spain.

"Yes, Your Majesty. The Spanish Government believes that the various issues and offers that involve the Concord requires a special summit in order to hammer out the details, so to speak."

Napoleon V scratched his chin as he reclined in his chair. "Yes, there have been many events that could potentially change the whole nature of the Concord."

"Such as Germany?" asked d'Auvergne as he sensed where his Emperor was getting at.

"Exactly. Truth be told, while I do believe that the formation of a strong Germany will be of immense aid to strengthening the Concord, it could also disrupt the balance of power we have established with Spain. And then there is the potential issue with the Rhineland and Alsace-Lorraine...." the Emperor trailed off as he looked out the window and at the beautiful and expansive gardens of the Palace.

"Summon the Minister of Foreign Affairs at once. There is much to be planned if our summit is to be success." With that, the Grand Chamberlain bowed and left the room, while His Imperial Majesty went to work.


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European Economic Summit Announced

Paris - The Minister of Foreign Affairs, Count Charles de Gaulle, announced today the planning of the European Economic Summit. Consisting of representatives from not only the nations of the Concord, but all of Europe and those who have economic ties to Europe, the three day long conference will address various recent issues, including free trade with the Soviet Union and Phoenix, Spanish war debts, and the nature of Germany.

The summit is currently planned to be hosted in Berlin.
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NOTE:

The Chicom advance into Sichuan is directed to avoid any thing that belongs to the Raj in the tri-border province.

If Sichuan belongs to the Raj, consider my previous post void and let me think up of a Sovereign Chinese province for Mao to try and annex. :P
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Lion Roar

The governors of the loyalist provinces of the Raj-in-China, Tibet and Guizhou responded to the communist insurrection in neighboring Sichuan with alarm. There was no love lost between the authoritarian, stability-loving leaders of the Raj and the revolutionary communist movement of Mao Zedong, and it wasn't long before army units in the region went to a heightened state of alert.

Several days later it had become apparent that the ChiCom forces were doing far better than originally anticipated. With the bulk of the Chinese army in the north of the country fighting the Koreans, the small garrisons left behind were no match for the motivated rebel forces. Loyalist forces were routed, and the communist rebels were on their way to the capital of Chengdu.

At this point bomber forces in Tibet and northern India went to high alert. Few people in the Raj believed that the motivated communists, given half a chance, would stop at the border rather than attempting to force their inherently expansionist ideology onto the lower classes of Raj-in-China. This great concerned generals and politicians alike, who feared for the stability of the recently acquired and pacified provinces, where reconstruction and development work was just beginning to kick into high gear. There were investments to protect, not to mention territorial gains and the lives of Raj citizens.

Thus it was that the prevailing attitude in halls of power in Calcutta and Mumbai began to gravitate toward the possibility of a pre-emptive strike against what was termed 'the communist problem'. War plans were drafted and revised. Bomber forces were loaded up with incendiary and high-explosive bombs. Orders for additional munitions were placed with weapons factories.

Then came the moment the generals of the Raj had been waiting for. On the fringes of Sichuan a group of young, eager communist insurgents, former peasant sons with little sense of direction and even less understanding of Great Power politics and their ramifications assaulted what they believe was an Imperial Chinese army post.

They were mistaken: what they had thought was a small Imperial watchhouse was in fact a Raj border fort, and the Gurkha forces stationed there rapidly took the insurgents to pieces. Word of the attack filtered back to the Central Command, who seized upon the incident as their 'casus belli'. The Advisory Council issued an emergency statement to the press, stating that Raj forces in the Chinese provinces had come under attack from communist forces. "As we speak" the statement further read, "the intrepid men and women of the Raj armed forces are moving to defend our sovereign territory, standing back-to-back with our Chinese allies against the tide of communist insurgents, who wish to destabilize the nation for their own nefarious purposes".

True to form the Raj response was devastating. The first strike against the communist positions in Sichuan was carried out by a full Air Group, 64 bombers of various types in 4 squadrons. Communist forces, for the most part consisting of infantry and antique equipment dating back to the Great War, were taken by complete surprise as the first bombs and missiles began raining down on their positions. For the pilots of the Air Corps it was an excellent opportunity to test some of the new weaponry the Raj had been introducing too...

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"Fools!" Doctor Manchuria laughed as he read the report concerning the Chi-com-Raj incident. "Those communists, in hopes of slaying the dragon, stepped on the lion's tale!" Doctor Manchuria giggled with glee. The Korean invasion was stalling, but that was fine and dandy. As long as STRAK can never recover, Doctor Manchuria was fine with that. While the small land was mountains and little vegetation, The Sovereign had many farms and mines, allowing for guns and food to be manufactured and produced in immense quantities. And with more organized recycling complexes built around the country, all the debris and skeletal frames of vehicles could be reused to make the frames of bombs and jeeps. The dust and ashes were compacted to make cost and resource effective bricks for new homes for the people homeless. And Texas still gave aid in their private way, so all was good.

And even if the STRAK bombers came to Jingshi and other assorted cities and vital positions, the Sovereign was ready. Thanks to the Lion Throne's generosity, nuclear-tipped AA missiles were sent by the bunch. Tactical nukes, though. Still, the Sovereign was grateful for it and, for ground purposes, placed some on high mountains and aimed them down so that they could hit both air and land when the STRAK forces edge in deeper up north. And China has a lot of mountains.

Tis a good day for Doctor Manchuria, who took the time to sip tea and eat pork dumplings in a half-bombed garden. Some of the flowers survived, and new growth appeared. Just like the Sovereign, he romantically thought. No matter how many times it is bombed, it shall always reappear anew. He picked at some weeds while musing. They resembled the communists, he thought. Strangling variety and beauty.

"Daou!" Doctor Manchuria barked as he took another sip at his tea. A portly bald man came from the corner.

"Yes, Doctor Manchuria?" The adviser asked.

"Send a letter to the Raj. Entice them to go further. Flatter them with fancy words for their emperor. But please be be precise in your purpose. With their air superiority with our manpower..." The fat adviser smiled as he took out a clipboard with paper and pen inside.

"Anything else?" Doctor Manchuria was quiet for a while before speaking, a smile on his face.

"Yes..."
To the Exalted Highness Jaghatai Singh Bahadur, Maharajah of the Hindu Bharatavarsa Raj, Samraat, Padishah of all Arabia, Nizam of Afghanistan, master of the Lion Throne, imperial Wazir of all the conquered regions, Rajadhiraja,

The Sovereign of China, and its ruler, Doctor Manchuria, are humbled by your display of ferocity, and gladdened in your wise quest against the venom of the Chi-Com. Why should a fat journalist nobody be ruler of the vast of China instead of a worthy star such as you? Obviously, we are asking for help.

Our nation, despite much foreign aid and the cunning of our current leader, is small and feeble in the grand scheme of things. We only wanted our motherland of Manchuria back, but the egomaniac weakling known as Kim Il Sung and his manchild Kim Jong Il would prefer allowing anarchists and raping bandits to keep it. And so, Great Majarajah, please help a poor and humbled nation such as ourselves stop this threat and bring a new Golden Age to the world.

We believe that if Maoist China is dealt with, the Sovereign will have little problems with the STRAK. Now, we understand that the Korean incident is not important to you as it is to us, but the incident in Western China can be a hazard. During the Communist International recently, they have stated that all the world will gradually be turned communist. Now, they have stated for internal "reform" and such, but what about the incorruptible thrones such as yourself? How could they communize the Raj Empire? By bloody, Maoist revolution. And if that threat assimilates the Sovereign with its bountiful resources and people, that would lead to the initial anarchy of the "bourgeoisie" purging, spilling into your clean borders. We must stop this before it worsens.

Your awesome Hawks of War are the best in the world. It can easily make nations crumble in their wrath, including our feeble lands. If you can show the communist insurgency the Lion's capacities, all of Red China shall fall before your feet in reverence. And we pathetically ask that, in our hopes for a Manchurian homeland, send a few of your planes over and support us in that area.

And in return, we shall send our infantrymen to route the shell-shocked peasant soldiers fleeing from your bombs. Surely, that should destroy the Chi-Com threat.

Now, China long ago, in its imperialist days, has promised to repay your previous generosity during the Sino-Franco war. We believe that even if such a time ended, a repayment should always be met. Unfortunately, the Sovereign's hands are tied so we will be delayed in your payment. And more embarrassing, even if we regain the land lost to us to the communists during the Chinese Civil Conflict, we would be unable to govern them efficiently aside from Manchuria and possibly the Korean Peninsula..

And so, in a embarrassing plea for help once more, we ask that when we purge the Communist threat and regain the land stolen to us, your wise wisdom could come and bring order to the Western lands, as life in communism has scarred the lives of many and need a soothing voice. Though it is still China, we believe that an empire with many lands and an effective government could help us learn a few lessons and have autonomous control indefinitely over the land as we understand that you rule more better without our bureaucratic elements barging in and that to rule efficiently, time and patience is essential.

Help us, Great Maharaja, you are our only hope.

From,
The Sovereign of China

Result: Basically, send air support over and bomb the shit out of the Chi-Com China, and maybe send a few over to Korea and help us stop the incoming aircraft. And in return, you can have what was once Chi-Com China while I keep Manchuria and possibly Korea.
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Shanhaiguan, Hebei Province, STRAK-occupied Northern China

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Red communist banners on poles on top of poled red communist banners, on communist banner-red-poles fluttered in the wind. The communist reds, banners and poles had been erected on the Shanhai Pass, one of the great passes of the Great Wall of China that coincidentally was a mere three hundred kilometers east of Beijing, for the sole reason of marking the Korean presence and possession of one of the great historic national Chinese sites. Along with the fluttering adornments, this part of the Great Wall of China was also decorated with patrols of STRAK soldiers and vehicles, as well as fortifications, entrenchments and defensive weapons like advanced surface-to-air missiles, marking this to be the place where the STRAK advance into Mainland China was being headed. There was a trickle of Chicom Chinese Volunteers and their number was growing with reinforcements from Chicom Nei Mongol/Inner Mongolia trying out their new STRAK uniforms and trying to learn how to speak Korean.

However, right now the STRAK advance wasn't advancing. With the Chinese beachheads in the Korean Peninsula, men and machines were being diverted from the Northern China war effort to fight the battle back home. This redeployment, along with redirecting bomber sorties to the Korean coastline, forced the STRAK to concentrate on two fronts and even though the Chinese forces in Korea itself were now being pounded and driven away from the inland lands and back to the coastal regions, this still had an effect on the main Korean thrust in northern China.

This was further compounded when the sheer damaged inflicted by the earlier Sovereign Chinese air offensive had been realized. With so much in Korea destroyed so suddenly, the strain on the Korean war effort was starting to show and despite the Soviet aid, the STRAK attack had slowed down. Now, the Koreans were concentrating on consolidating their gained territory and fortifying it while the Sovereign Chinese were distracted by the happenings in Sichuan. The still-frequent bomb runs and artillery barrages echoing throught northern China was no longer due to the Korean advance, but due to the STRAK keeping the Sovereign Chinese at arms-length away from their own lines.

Meanwhile, there was another trickle of personnel - this time, as captured Sovereign Chinese and Texan mercenary soldiers and airmen were sent back to Korea itself. There, they would meet their fellow guests, those who came to Korea in the Sovereign Chinese air offensive and decided to stay after parachuting or crash landing in Korean territory after their planes got shot down. The place was overbooked and there were no reservations, and they said that once you checked in, you didn't check out of...

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The HYUNDAI HILTON HELL HOLE.


Somewhere in the South Korean coast

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The PMC and Sovereign Chinese huddled inside the foxholes they had dug in the wet sand. The tides were rising and the seagulls were flocking to the shore to feed on the carcasses of the day's old dead men who died on the initial landing attempt. Some of them were fresh, though, like those who just recently died from their injuries or on the 'operating table' (a pingpong table) in the field hospital (teepee) and were thrown to the ocean due to the lack of better disposal facilities.

Far away, they could hear the sound of distant thunder - except that it wasn't. It was shelling and some other PMC/Chinese position was being shelled somewhere down the coastline. Meanwhile, overhead, Korean jets and bombers circled the sky perhaps picking out new targets that they would later bomb, though what they were waiting for none of the mercs knew...

What the mercs did know was that the Koreans were now bringing troops in to deal with them, and they were bringing bombers in too. And, to make things even better, the Koreans with their boats and bombers had now mined their own coastline (just those occupied by the PMCs/Chinese) - extensively! - to prevent any attempt at seaborne reinforcement or retreat. Between that and the Korean missile boats shooting shitloads of P-15 Termits at any Chinese or PMC boat and Korean bombers shooting cruise missiles at the larger ships, like the aircraft carrier, then they were pretty much stuck here.

At the moment, they were for all points and purposes surrounded and some couldn't help but wonder what the accomodations over at the Hyundai Hilton were like.



Chicom China-occupied Sichuan

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The Raj airstrikes were devastating in their ferocity and effective in their violence of action and many of Chicom China's armored columns were now smoking ruins. Most of the Chicom armor that the Raj had hit were caught in the roads and the plains, and the devastated convoys turned them into highways of death.

At this Rajastani strategic bombing campaign, many of the Chicom forces had no answer but to go to ground. Those forces that could not evade or run - very difficult to do under the all-seeing eye of Raj spyplanes and satellites - opted to discard their armored fighting vehicles and instead fall back on the guerilla warfare techniques and revolutionary training that had so served them well in the past. Arms were never in short supply in China, and the Chicoms didn't have a defficiency in manpower either as they were actively recruiting from the populace.

So far, the Raj forces were bombing large conventional formations out in the open where they were easy to see, and so the Chicoms moved to the population centers and continued to carry out their "war of the people". Wealth redistribution against the capitalist pigdogs was always popular with the masses, but now the Chicoms were doing more than that by working with together with the proletariat and using their strength of number and revolutionary frevor to recuperate from their previous losses. While conventional warfare might no longer be applicable with the entrance of the Raj, assymetrical warfare was still certainly on the table.


Moscow, Soviet Union

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Premier Stanislav Shroomanski wrote:To His Most Imperious Majesty, Jaghatai Singh Bahadur, Maharajah of the Hindu Bharatavarsa Raj, Samraat, Padishah of all Arabia, Nizam of Afghanistan, master of the Lion Throne, imperial Wazir of all the conquered regions, Rajadhiraja

The recent incidences in China have been most unfortunate and have been cause of most concern, not only to your government in Calcutta but also to those of us in Moscow. The situation in China does indeed threaten to bring further destabilization and instability to the greater Asian region and threatens the interests of both our great ally nations unless it is rectified in a manner that all parties involved will find satisfactory enough to stand down.

Thus, in the interest of preventing further escalation in the entire regional situation, the Soviet Union would like to propose a ceasefire for all parties involved in the fighting. Currently we are negotiating with Chicom China's leader, Mao Zedong, to accept a ceasefire and enter talks for peace terms.

Moreover, a cessation of hostilities would also mean a cessation in the costly and pointless loss of men and material for all sides, and a ceasefire can only benefit the unwitting proletariat populaces that have been caught in the crossfire of conflict, and this is a factor that must be taken into consideration as well.

Considering the historic good relations between the Raj and the Soviet Union, certainly agreeable terms can be negotiated and agreed upon as both our interests congruently lie in the stabilization of the region currently plagued by a war that we must contain.


- Sincerely,
Premier Stanislav Shroomanski
Likewise, the Premier (or at least his secretaries) began working on similar letters to send to the offices of Texan Prime Minister Micheal Ire, Doctor Manchuria, Mao Zedong, and Kim Il Sung.



RESULT:

1. The Chinese/PMC invasion force in the Korean coastline is getting mopped up. Heretic, your choice on whether or not we send them home alive or in bodybags.

2. Likewise, Chinese/PMCs captured during the Sovereign air offensive are residing in the Hyundai Hilton and a number of other camps and we're sticking POWs there. We will repatriate them to you if negotiations are a go.

3. STRAK has forces very near Beijing. If we start negotiating, these forces can withdraw.

4. Mao's forces are sitting in Sichuan and going guerilla. If Siege's strikes continue, there might not be a lot of Sichuan left for anyone. :P

5. Shroomanski wants his superbestfriends to go to the negotiating table with him.

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