DEATH TO ELEVEN AND TWELVE!

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Zor
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DEATH TO ELEVEN AND TWELVE!

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ELEVEN AND TWELVE IS A STUPID LINGUISTIC CONVENTION!

How it goes...

...8-9-10-11-12-13...

Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen

...18-19-20-21-22-23...

Eighteen Nineteen Twenty Twenty one Twenty two.

What makes those two numbers so fucking special that they need their own bloody words against the nature of the system?

How it SHOULD go...

Eight, Nine, Ten, Oneteen, Twoteen, Thirteen.
In case you can't tell, this is not meant to be taken completely seriously.
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Re: DEATH TO ELEVEN AND TWELVE!

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I chuckled a bit at this.
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Re: DEATH TO ELEVEN AND TWELVE!

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You insult eleven and twelve, my good sir!

11 is special because it is the first two-digit prime number, of course, and likewise 12 is the first two digit non-prime number (10 doesn't count because we all know 0 is not a real number)
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Re: DEATH TO ELEVEN AND TWELVE!

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This reminds me of that Dexter's Lab episode where a clown makes a lame 'seven ate nine' joke, and then his fake teeth bit Dexter and infected him, and Dexter started mutating into a clown.
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