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Weird Dreams

Post by Booted Vulture » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:48 pm

Today, I had a dream, a dream involving a sonic the hedgehog game involving nudity that randomly changed to me watching a movie trailer, a very dramatic movie trailer that seemed to involve a mountain top research base that could only be resupplied via UAVs (UAV's that invariably feature massive solar panels) only nobody could actually land to UAV's properly and there supplies were getting raided by UAV bandits and pirates. There were dramatic explosion, failed landings and I'm sure Will Smith at one point as well.
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Ford Prefect » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:47 am

I'd watch that movie, I'll tell you that. :D
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Magister Militum » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:12 pm

In keeping with Booted's movie dream, I also had a dream that could have very well come from a movie. The dream involved fanatical terrorists that attacked the Large Hadron Collider precisely when they brought it online. Something goes horribly wrong during the raid which results in a interdimensional rift being created, which causes a hideous, deformed monster with a vaguely human face to crawl out and proceed to massacre everyone in the facility in a horrifyingly brutal fashion. Luckily for us, CERN calls in back-up in the form of the Arnold Schwarzenegger (don't ask me how he managed to just be there at the right time with his job and all). Storming the complex, the Governator promptly killed the remaining terrorists and pummeled the interdimensional monster with incendiary grenades before forcing it back into the rift and sealing it. All in all, I would say that this would be a pretty good movie for Arnie to star in.
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Destructionator » Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:10 am

I've had tons of weird ones. Among the weirdest:

3) There was one where I uncovered some bizarre hostage house* holding an IRL friend, Mayabird and The Duchess of Zeon (their real life people, not personifications of their avatars or anything like that).

* Come to think of it, the exterior looks a lot like a friend's friend's father-in-law's house. Coincidence?

Anyway, I figured I had to mount a rescue, but didn't have the firepower to do it myself. Luckily, there were two random Army soldiers right there. But how could I get them to help me?

Oooh, lookie, Senator John McCain was in the back yard! So I take the senator hostage with a fork or something to force the soldiers to storm the house with me. (Interestingly, the soldiers were laughing at me in the dream, but they helped anyway.)

So we bust in... and find the girls there, perfectly safe and sound, wondering what the fuck we were doing. The dream ended with the soldiers arresting me, ignoring my fork to McCain's throat.


2) So I wanted something to much on in this weird dream, so I took my five bucks and rode my bike to the Super Wal Mart (which is like 8 miles away...).

When I got there, I was distressed to find that I could not afford /anything/ in the whole store. There was nothing to eat... so disappointed, I went outside to head home.

Outside, I found my bike was missing! A second later, two old high school friends rolled up in a giant SUV and said they stole it. (These two were also in an earlier, separate dream this same night, so it was like a "hi thar again galz") They give me a ride home.

On the ride, I tell them about how I couldn't afford anything. And the hilarious ending:

"It must be due to rising fuel prices."

As we ride in a giant SUV. The weirdness is I dreamt about the fuel crisis.

Later in that same dream, I was at the McDonald's across the street from the Wal Mart (again, awefully long ride to go to such a generic place, but it is a weird dream). Then I order something and they stole my debit card and I ended up jumping the counter to get it back... then I woke up.

1) The weirdest of all. I was having almost a traditional sex dream, something that just about never happens with me in the first place, so it starts off weird, and got weirder.

So I gently place my penis into my fiancee's vagina and feel something from the side: a baby tooth. Yes, there was a single (not multiple!) tooth in her vagina. And a baby one. That loosened up during the act.

Sooo weird.
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Shroom Man 777 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:08 am

There are real incidences of calcified growths growing in the interior of the uterus.
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Siege » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:19 pm

It's really not that often that I recall the dreams I assume I have at night, but when I do they for some reason tend to involve gunfights. Like a few days ago, when for some reason I ended up in a very messy Mexican standoff in what I think was a subway station or something. Worse, I was trying to negotiate a way out of the whole mess whilst being the only one unarmed (have fun with that, Freud!). In the end lots of people got shot, but miraculously I made it out with my skin still unperforated, which was pretty much the moment I woke back up.

Similarly, a recurring dream I've had several times over the course of a few years involves me and some other dude I honestly don't even know trying to shoot the crap out of each other with handguns. The entire dream is always a ceaseless torrent of increasingly improbable gunfights that would leave Agent Smith and Neo drooling. Akimbo pistols on rooftops, duels in deserted streets, running gunfights through empty buildings, getting shot at from amushes, shooting from concealed positions, you name it, and yet for some reason we can't ever seem to get a proper bead on each other. Every time the dream ends with the fight unresolved. We're always alone as well, with no-one else to be seen. Weird.
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Booted Vulture » Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:57 pm

Guns that I have in my dream, never ever work, I always point and fire and fire and nothing happens to my adversary and dream me ca never figure out why.
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Nevermind » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:13 am

I had to liberate my school from corporate assholes using an airsoft SR-25 and some magic, though I never actually got to the sneaking-in-and-slowly-taking-over part. I got to wear a trench coat and some cool-looking boots, too. It was a pretty awesome dream, and one of the only ones I actually remembered.

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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by NoXion » Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:12 am

Usually weapons in my dreams feel unsubstantial and underpowered, but recently I had a dream where I had an X-ray laser pistol or something like that - it was very large, almost the size of an SMG, and very, very heavy, so much so that it was difficult to lift with one hand, with very heavy recoil and a blinding flash when it fired. It was a reddish brown metallic colour (sort of like an old copper pipe) and felt primitive but powerful.

I wish I had more dreams like that.

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Post by Shroom Man 777 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:42 am

Draco Malfoy once zapped my sniper rifle and made it saggy...
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by NoXion » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:03 am

Holy shit! What the hell kind of dream is this? I'm walking with my sister through a village I used to live in, and I see bright point in the sky, moving across. Pretty soon it gets bigger, until it looks like an asteroid hurtling to Earth. It hits the ground beyond some houses, spraying ejecta everywhere, one piece of which I catch in my hand (!). I look in my hand and it's a clear colourless crystal, but it feels greasy and smells oddly unpleasant. Me and my sister head home, gathering more of these crystals on the way, which seem to be everywhere. But as we approach the front door, they begin melting/sublimating, and the smell gets worse and the liquid burns my hands slightly, the way a chemical would. Inside the house, my mother explains that the crystals are made of ammonia (?!) and I look at the crystals disappearing in my hand one more time before the dream ends.

I say again, what the hell?

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Post by Shroom Man 777 » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:35 pm

That is an awesome dream - you get a whole Supervillain Origin Story shtick going along!

Write an OZ Comix! character out of him!
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by NoXion » Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:06 am

And last night I had a dream where a big fat man came through my window and threatened me while I was in bed. With a screwdriver in each hand. Something about money.

The weird thing? I don't owe anyone money, so why is my subconscious telling me this?

Even weirder: I live on the top floor of a 5-floor building, so unless he flew up, there's no damn way he could have got in.

And there's no way a man of his size would have fit through my windows in the first place.

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Post by Shroom Man 777 » Sat Nov 29, 2008 8:02 pm

There was a supervillain mad scientist in my basement, mutating crazy freakish giant spider insects with parasite shit and I think he infected my entire family - so I ended up running away on foot, losing them, and then going into the city wherein I find myself right outside of some kind of zoo with elephants... some weird and rather human-looking elephants. I wanted to pet the baby elephants, but was afraid of the mommy elephants.


Previously, I was dreaming that I was none other than the insidious and diabolical Fu Manchu - but my perilous yellow ass was in the unwilling guest of an even eviller Christopher Lee, in his fortress lair. And I had to SCHEME my way out of his lair, which had some kind of moat, and dungeons!

Fucking Christopher Lee.
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Peregrin » Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:19 am

Last night I had this dream about taking a train ride that went through some abandoned theme park where me and some friends secretly went off the train into the abandoned theme park to find out why it was closed. We found out that it was because there was this "ride" that was more LARP-y simulating some post-apocalyptic scenario. Well, this attraction involved some actors who had to portray these of your average post-apocalyptic barbarian cannibal ruffians and they had immersed themselves in their role so much they actually had become neo-barbarian cannibal ruffians. All this was covered up, but they apparently still managed to survive, living off wild animals and trespassers. Anyway, those actors-turned-cannibals attacked us and I was the only one who managed to escape them. Around there, my dream ended and I woke up. :shock:
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Post by Shroom Man 777 » Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:27 am

That sounds like an awesome basis for a Louise Exner story!
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Peregrin » Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:33 pm

Will do so, between The Ghost of Mr. Lovecraft and Hillbilly Werewolves.
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Reservoir » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:46 pm

Otaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

So, I live in a town that has a local community building. Nothing fancy. Has a gravel parking lot. Well, it's midday, and apparently, someone has build ancient ruins in said gravel parking lot. I'm with a girl (who reminds me of Bulma from DBZ), and she's pissed. Why? There are bugs everywhere. Even in the stone toilets (complete with closed, ancient wood lids). Some dark, demonic voice tells her that's just the way its gonna be.

Because she's all pissed, she will have none of it. Instead, she demands to see this Council or something. The voice tells us "Okay, but you won't see it coming..."

We suddenly appear inside a large, short hallway, with concrete floors and walls, and a ceiling I can't see because it's too dark. There's only one dingy, retro-50's light fixture above us. A human sized cyclops is ordered by the voice to open a large, metal door. He does so, and we step in. We're inside another room now, one with some yellowing papers. There's a lady standing in the corner, almost facing another door. As we prepare to ask her where the council is...we make a shocking discovery...she turns around, to reveal she has one eye! And a manly face!

We suddenly find ourselves in a room full of them. They start cooing and talking to us, enjoying our surprise. They even comment at even though their clothes show that they are, ahm, well endowed, they actually have no breasts. But they do have nuts. I'm disturbed, both dream-wise and really.

I'm a bit hazy on this one, but apparently they become genuinely evil towards us. I end up with a reddening right hand, with four "dots" on the backside of my hand. I remember that these dots are below and to the right of my knuckles, and they represent some sort of injection marks or something. I have no idea where Bulma-girl went to, but I'm on my own, being hunted by them. Apparently, I now have some sort of super-fist, cause every time I punch them it glows red and blue, and I shatter their faces into a bloody paste. At one point, they attach heavy chains to me, which cause me to fall through the floor. I attempt to catch some random steel beams, but fall through anyway. Again, I see more beams, and this time snag them with said chains.

Sadly, they're waiting for me, guns and all. I don't remember how I got out, although I got treated to the only head-smashing I actually see myself do.

I end up back in the room where the cyclops is, and I beg him to shut the door. All I hear is the menacing laugh of the disembodied voice.

And that's it. I find it extremely disturbing/weird how I remember the exact location of the marks on my right hand...and yea, now that I think about it, it did look kinda red and blue.
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Shroom Man 777 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:39 am

That, mang, is an AWESOME dream! :lol:
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Shroom Man 777 » Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:17 pm

I had a dream that I was IMing with Heretic again.

seriously

Where is the guy anyway?
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Booted Vulture » Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:44 pm

I had a dream I was commandoing with SG-1 (well Sam and Jack and Daniel) and bunch of commandoes from The Rock, only our helicopter jump was really shit. (I think it was shot down halfway through or something) and we ending up fall into a forest. So we fight way up to a facility losing just about all our men (and Daniel) until me Jack and Sam get into the facility we were going to blow up. Any when then is when I woke up.
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Post by Reservoir » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:50 pm

You know, that reminds me of one time I was dreaming that I was part of SG-1 - I remember Sam and Jack, I dunno where Teal'c and Daniel were. We also had a few other SG teams with us. We were in this dark, artificial area, like a spaceship. The corridors were roundish and black, with a non-descriptive texture. All around us, these Komodo-dragon thingies were walking around, generally kicking our ass and killing our teams. Sam was yelling at me and Jack that we needed to get out and then BAM! I gots killed.

That was pretty much it. All, I dunno, ten seconds of it? It was pretty short.
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Post by Shroom Man 777 » Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:33 pm

You were Daniel Jackson.
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Magister Militum » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:31 pm

Interestingly enough, I had a short dream that invovled Ford, Malchus, and I meeting at a house in order to hunt down something (it was never mentioned what that thing was). Unfortunately, this was compounded by the fact that Ford was invisible, which I explained away as being the end result of me not knowing what Ford actually looks like. Then we all decided to have a bowl of cereal. Go figure.
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Re: Weird Dreams

Post by Ford Prefect » Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:51 pm

Actually, it is a little known fact that I am indeed invisible.
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