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Was the Prussian Kaiser called Karl-Johan? I thought it might have been, but it literally just popped into my head (much like Sophie Windsor did, a couple of years ago). In any case, Hilde's approach to diplomacy bothers Ambassador Jon von Baylor, the sneaky git. Whereas the Kaiserin treats diplomacy like she treats a map of the stars and the ships of Die Raumflotte, the Marquis von Baylor treats it like a game of chess, only a game of chess with rules only he knows. I guess he doesn't like be directed like some sort of military asset.
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Wouldn't that be Markgraf or Freiherr von Baylor or something, rather than Marquis?
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Yeah, it would (probably Markgraf). It's kind of hard to decide where the translation starts. On one hand 'graf' is cooler sounding than count, but 'herzog' is less cool than duke. And if I do go with the German for noble ranks, do I do the same with the military ranks, too?
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Was the Prussian Kaiser called Karl-Johan?
I don’t know if i’m correct, but it can refer to Karl XIV Johan (Charles XIV John) of Sweden and Norwey (there styled as John III), whom where formerly Marshal Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte of the first french empire. Related to Napoleon Bonaparte by marriage, he was elected to become king of sweden and promptly switched sides to the winning team shortly after arriving.

Otherwise I like the idea of the smug human empire, confident in there uber-german uniforms and ships, finding out the hard way that there always an bigger fish.
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I'm actually asking about the fictional Prussian Empire of Siege's Old Familiars universe, more than the real world. That said, your knowledge of obscure European rulers is impressive. :)
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Ford Prefect wrote:I'm actually asking about the fictional Prussian Empire of Siege's Old Familiars universe, more than the real world. That said, your knowledge of obscure European rulers is impressive. :)
Every Prussian Kaiser should be named Frederick or Frederick William. Kind of like how every king of Denmark is Christian or Frederick.
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Ford Prefect wrote:Was the Prussian Kaiser called Karl-Johan?
My archival skills tell me that the Kaiser of Prussia is indeed named Karl-Johan Frederick Hohenzollern von Preußen. Funny how your naming system always results in a OF reference. :D
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Magister Militum wrote:My archival skills tell me that the Kaiser of Prussia is indeed named Karl-Johan Frederick Hohenzollern von Preußen. Funny how your naming system always results in a OF reference. :D
If followed my true naming system he would have been Kaiser Neutron Borealis XIII. :)

In any case, moving away from Das Sonnenreich for a moment, and to the wider galaxy. I must admit that at this point my galactic scale ideas are a little less concrete, but I can easily admit to my primary influences on that scale, which are Mass Effect and Growing Pains Universal Constants. While Ihave complaints about the game, I think Mass Effect presents a relatively well realised sicence fiction world, with interestingly diffentiated bilogies (it's clear that the big dudes are actual biologists), even if I don't quite agree with soem of their particular decisions on what this biology means for culture. However, it does deal with an interesting theme in the form of cultural integration and conflict; I think we can all largely agree that Universal Constants is, as a universe, built on this idea of 'cultural integration and conflict', and I've always liked it. I think that this universe will be built on something similar. It is about space germans having to get along with other species, and vice versa. It's about how cultural differences can be very vast, and sometimes they may not be differences at all.

In this sense, the wider galactic federation is more or less inspired by the Citadel Council: it is a long standing interspecies body which governs a great deal of the galaxy. There are many races under its aegis as member states. At the top of the pyramid are the benevolent Ophanim, who I mentioned already. They are, for want of a better term, machine intelligences. Their origins are shrouded totally in the mists of time and myth: there is, essentially, no informationa t all regarding who created them, when, or for what purpose. The Ophanim are generally quite open, but they reserve the right to say nothing about the past beyond the memories of their oldest partners. 'Ophanim' is just a placeholder name, but it largely fits image of these intelligences of halfway to deific. Naturally dark rumours exist in some circles, but are they more than rumours? it is true, after all, that they control most of known space, and it is true that their systems of ethics are almost totally incomprehensible, and they employ agents whose methods are ambiguous at best.
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So who else is in this federation? My most developed idea currently (and that's not saying much) is of a people we'll just call the Jotun, just to save time. They are counted as one of the 'warrior races', which is to say those most biologically suited and socially predisposed to violence (this is a term which includes humans, incidentally). The Jotun however have the fairly dubious honour of being the best, in the entire galaxy. Through some fluke of improbable luck, their evolution wasn't survival of the least inadequate, it was survival of the deadliest motherfuckers in the universe. While other species may approach, match or exceed them in one or two areas, nowe one is the complete package without extensive engineering and equipment advantage. They have strength that makes a strong human look like a sickly child, reflexes that border on precognition, situational awareness that borders on super-high resolution radar. They are biologically immortal and borderline indestructible; strip one down to golden bone and exposed muscle tissue and the only difference is that he's probably in pain. It's basically irrelevant. When Das Reich refines its Kämpfer system with new bacterialogical strains to supplant mitochondria, new nerve rewiring to improve reflex, the ideal they are aiming for is the Jotun.

This is a lot harder than it sounds. Even setting aside their numerous advantages, the Jotun are old. They have been fighting for longer than humans have had language (or similar hyperbole). A majority have been fighting since before the Lohengramms stole the sun from Louis XIV. Some are even older than this, with distinguished service running back literally thousands of years. Their's is a culture that has glorified war for for a dizzingly long time. This isn't to say they are aggressive, at least not in the traditional sense. As a general rule, passion has been bled from the Jotun. They are instrumentally agressive, unflinchingly and unfeelingly capable of enacting violence. You know how some people get called 'ice queens'? The Jotun are a little like that, only it's best to think of them as glaciers. They are alluring: their refined features are beautiful and their horns tend to be cared for out of some kind of biological vanity, but even the most dedicated xenophiles are unlikely to chip through miles of solid distance, and who knows what lies beneath?

These ancient and cold space elves aliens are the patron of both the empire and the democratic alliance trying to be free of the empire. It might seem like an odd choice, but their inability to care about the little people means they are extraordinarily fair arbiters: they aren't really interested in favouritism, even among themselves. It's a little one dimensional currently, of course, but thats the general theme.
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I see some parallels to the Sontarans and the Judoon, but those guys are morons and these guys seem like complete and ancient badasses. Like if you combined elephants, sea turtles, rhinos, and fucking sexual tyrannosaurs.

Is every one of them a warrior? Or are they kind of like an entire species of metabarons, with every single last survivor (do they even reproduce?) being some extraordinary badass who's survived a whole crapload of cataclysms and come out on top? Kind of like an endangered species, where they've only been whittled down to their most badassed brethren?

It would be kind of poignant, if in their more emotional and deep moments, they would only not just speak of war - as in the mere combat aspect of it - but of the loss, of the grief, of the suffering and the real "human" cost of war and fighting and conflict. They won't just be a species that embodies combat, but also all facets of war itself.

Hell. Seeing as these guys sound like the last surviving and most-badass members of their species, perhaps under their mantle-thick visage of implacability and hardness, there's a tender side to them - the side that remembers these consequences and costs of wars from bygone eras. Their relations with other species, as arbitrators or as mercenaries or as whatever, could be somewhat based on this. While they themselves are immune from the cost of war, because they're fucking unkillable killing machines, they can still see the burden of battle and its toll on the refugees and sufferers of those younger specieses. Maybe it compels them, somehow?

I don't know. If you want to embody these guys as complete badass warriors, you can make it more than one-dimensional because war in all its aspects is NOT one-dimensional. Think of those Hero Space Marines, Bands of Brothers, think of Platoon and Full Mushroom Jacket and so on and so forth. They crush their enemies, see them driven before em, but they also hear the lamentations of their women.

The Jotun will only cry when they are done killing.

I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about, mangoes.
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Please, i appreciate your ramblings. It's an interesting idea, and one that I will consider. I have considered making the remaining the Jotun literally the remnants of their race, but that seems like too much cliche even for space elves. At the moment they are a nation of some kind, and with all the variation in role that entails, but exactly how that nation is structured is still a mystery (I dont' even know what they're really called). I mean, 'warrior race' just means 'predisposed and equipped for violence', which describes humans as well. I mean, when I say 'embodies combat' it's just a fact of how they're better than most other species. It's just kind of hard to decide on where i want to go with them (though 'bored' is a good way to describe their general cultural outlook).

They're also probably mandated against breeding, simply because they're immortal. They probably only allow reproduction to keep the population steady, which isn't a huge concern.
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Ford Prefect wrote:Please, i appreciate your ramblings. It's an interesting idea, and one that I will consider. I have considered making the remaining the Jotun literally the remnants of their race, but that seems like too much cliche even for space elves.
Well, not really the "remnants of their race" in that they're a dwindling populace of survivors. But more like, due to their sheer age and killing capacity and the time and effort it takes to create such a badass killing machine, and the whole predator/prey population ratios... think the population and demographic whatever of modern day Japan. Except replacing the decrepit geriatric Japanese people with undying cybernetic Spartans (the Frank Millerian version).

They're not the "remnants" that are all angsty and emo and limp-dicked. They're the "remnants" that can cut your dick off and shove it in your mouth!

At the moment they are a nation of some kind, and with all the variation in role that entails, but exactly how that nation is structured is still a mystery (I dont' even know what they're really called). I mean, 'warrior race' just means 'predisposed and equipped for violence', which describes humans as well. I mean, when I say 'embodies combat' it's just a fact of how they're better than most other species. It's just kind of hard to decide on where i want to go with them (though 'bored' is a good way to describe their general cultural outlook).
Bored could translate to SPACE ADVENTURES! :D

Hrm... perhaps, yeah, the way you describe it the ones working for the Ophanim and serving their purposes are like... impersonal executors. "We have to maintain galactic stability so now we're going to have to use our superalien killing prowess on you, by federation decree. But it's not personal, since we're uncaring ancient aliens."

Perhaps they can be, like, the hyper-competent and super-killy version of the Vogons from HHGTTG. It's not personal that we're going to evaporate your planet to make space for a space-road.

That could, at least, be just their day job. Who knows what they're really like?
They're also probably mandated against breeding, simply because they're immortal. They probably only allow reproduction to keep the population steady, which isn't a huge concern.
And probably because rather than make many babies, they choose instead to make very few but invest significant amount of time and effort to make those few babies into the most lethal postalien killing machine universally possible!
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:They're not the "remnants" that are all angsty and emo and limp-dicked. They're the "remnants" that can cut your dick off and shove it in your mouth!
The thing is that I don't think I want them to be remnants of any sort. How would they become remnants? I'm pretty much set on them being a large stellar nation. There's basically no point in the being the patrons of other stellar nations if they're just a whole bunch of dudes who float about. And in the context of this universe you don't get to be the top military dog just because you can dodge bullets and punch a guy in the face so hard that his descendants feel it: wars are won by logistics, strategy and starships.

Hrm... perhaps, yeah, the way you describe it the ones working for the Ophanim and serving their purposes are like... impersonal executors. "We have to maintain galactic stability so now we're going to have to use our superalien killing prowess on you, by federation decree. But it's not personal, since we're uncaring ancient aliens."

Perhaps they can be, like, the hyper-competent and super-killy version of the Vogons from HHGTTG. It's not personal that we're going to evaporate your planet to make space for a space-road.

That could, at least, be just their day job. Who knows what they're really like?
I don't think they all have to be dedicated to that role. There's billions and billions of them, and it's just more effective to have nations abide by the various accords hashed out in the federation space assembly.
And probably because rather than make many babies, they choose instead to make very few but invest significant amount of time and effort to make those few babies into the most lethal postalien killing machine universally possible!
I don't see that happening. They're predisposed to violence and warfare, but again, that's a descriptor that applies to humans, too. They don't have a culture that glorifies violence; they aren't Sparta in space, forcing their sons to become megahardasses. At this point they don't even need to bother. You could call them a complacement, sleeping giant.
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Ah. I didn't think about that when I read your post, about the part where the majority of them would've been veteran warriors who've fought since the times of King France or something.
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It wasn't a particularly clear sentence: it does make it sound like they were all fighting since that long. On top of thaat my attitude totally changed on them in two posts. :)
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Ford Prefect wrote:It wasn't a particularly clear sentence: it does make it sound like they were all fighting since that long. On top of thaat my attitude totally changed on them in two posts. :)
terribel frod now you makes me look like an idiots (agains)

Then what are they now? :)
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If the jotun are space elves, then the yspano are space hobbits. But not just any space hobbits: they're the asshole kind. The Yspano are one of the so called 'warrior races', but of them all they are the least impressive. While they're a little stronger than they look, they look like children. Admittedly it's kind of cute to see four or five of them arm wrestling one human, and note just because they're universally cute, but you've got to imagine that this gives their entire civillisation something of a chip on their shoulder. However, they are still a warrior race, which means they possess excellent reflexes, superb manual dexterity and some other advantages. One of these advantages is that they are sneaky backstabbing liars. The Yspano Union thrives due to its willingness to use other people to do their dirty work without them realising. Notably, the war between the das reich and the young machines? The yspano milked that for everything it was worth. Their motivation was to curb potential threats and make them more amiable in future. This doesn't necessarily make them bad, just opportunistic: they're so genki that you can't really hate them, and even if they can be bastards they're fun to have around and like everyone.

They also have something of a gadgeteer stereotype. There is some truth to this, and they are welll known for essentially pioneering the 'shell', a combat exoskeleton a level up from the hardsuits used by most other factions. Shells largely exist to make up for the fact that yspano myrmidons aren't exactly all that tanky: this particular form of overcompensation means that when the yspano hit heavy infantry combat they tend to do quite well.
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So they're like disgruntled Ferengi who've finally gotten even with everyone who's laughed at their ears and forehead-ridges! And THEN felt great about it! :mrgreen:
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Well, no, because Ferengi look like their heads are swollen and have terrible taste in headwear, whereas yspano cute as the proverbial button. I'm not even trying at this point: their physical appearence is largely the same as humans, just smaller.
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What if you made them more baby/infantlike? More like animal cubs, or Ewoks, or something? Like some pseudo-embryonic thing? Not quite a Grey alien, more fleshy and mammalian, but also cute and tiny and adorable and with seemingly "underdevelop" childlike "immature" features?

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Could've been a defensive/predatory mechanism, akin to those evil birds that hijack the nests of other birds and replace their eggs with their own. The poor other birds don't realize that their own eggs have been replaced with evil bird eggs, and that they are raising evil bird ducklings.

Or something. Like a dumb animal or other animal species approaches what seems to be a crying infant of indeterminate origin, then WHAM your yggradsils eat their faces!
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Man, this is a fanservice thing. I just want sexy hobbits in space. Don't ruin it for me. ;)
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I... oh, alright. FROD.

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Did somebody say cute but treacherous and violent aliens?
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Damn, powered armored hobbits are the coolest thing since sliced Jesus. Do they use their powered armor to compensate for their small height? Imagine if for a long time they only interacted with outsides while wearing enormous powered armor, and then one day out pops Bilbo Baggins or something. That would rock the world.
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They actually do use hardsuits in some circumstances, as shells aren't suited to every job, such as recon or other light infantry work. However, it's not inconceivable that at some point another species thought the yspano where machine people.
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Question: how big are these hardsuits in comparison to the average yspano?
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