Secrets His Majesty doesn't want you [humans] knowing

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Secrets His Majesty doesn't want you [humans] knowing

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(Most of these will be valid in TSW too, but remember you shouldn't immediately know that when in character!)

1: The Starfleet is actually quite small and you'd kick its ass if you actually tried.

2: The Royal Knights assigned to your system are actually few in number and use simple computer programs on robots to try and hide this; there is in actuality only one operator for every four robots.

3: We sleep at night, even when at war. A surprise attack during nap time would kick our asses.

4: We're bluffing about that whole MAD thing.

5: We're deliberately misguiding you on your ftl drive research.


More as they come to mind.
His Certifiable Geniusness, Adam D. Ruppe (My 'verse)
Marle: Lucca! You're amazing!
Lucca: Ain't it the truth! ... Oh, um...I mean...
Marle: Enough with the false modesty! You have a real gift! I would trade my royal ancestry for your genius in a heartbeat!

"I still really hate those pompous assholes who quote themselves in their sigs." -- Me
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